Bad Sex Award

[dan-lian.livejournal.com]

I would like to propose we nominate Ms Hamilton for the Bad Sex in Writing award by the Literary Review magazine.

Take a look at this years' winner.

I don't think there is really a way to nominate, but I'd love to find a way.

Comments

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

His mouth lathered with her sap, he turned around and embraced her face with all the passion of his own lips and face, ready at last to grind into her with the Hound, drive it into her piety.

Wow! With a shitty description like that, I can see why.

I mean, really.

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

Her PIETY.

That's... new.

That one will stay with me for a while.

Re: I mean, really.

[shiagurl.livejournal.com]

I think "the Hound" will stay with me for much longer. I like how it's capitalized.