The Demon Princess Chronicles

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

So, has anyone read this Lucinda, Darkly: The Demon Princess Chronicles (Paperback)? One review wrote that it follows in the vein of LKH and another said the erotic scenes would make even her blush (which considering how bad her sex scenes are isn't saying much) noentheless I was wonder what you fellow snarkers have to say.

Comments

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

Aw. I kind of like the idea of chestnut (colored, I hope!) nipples. ^___^ Pretty color. (Flavor, not so much -- like an unpleasantly textured potato.)

Still not readin' it, though. I am fine, thanks, without the deep purple fingers across the skies of dawn or whatever. I'm only putting up with that in Greek myth form.

[dwg.livejournal.com]

Direct quote: His chest was smooth perfection, needing no other adornment but the twin areolas that were the color of warm chestnuts and would no doubt be as tasty.

Chestnut. Flavoured. Nipples.

naomijclark started a flogging of this book and that's what prompted me to download a pirate copy read it, because I just have to see how bad it is with my own two eyes.

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

For reasons I cannot quite understand, the bit that bugs me the most is "needing no other adornment but the twin areolas..."

Why do I hate this? *ponders* Why is this so unsexy, to me? I think I want euphemisms... but that's just an open invitation to the silly. Bah.