Anita: "King" of the Monsters no more!

[pith]

Remember the farce of the "King of the Monsters" tournament over at comicmonsters.com that LKH and Co. were pimping with a vengeance last year? (Or was it longer than that?) And how Anita won because the site was inundated with rabid fangirls (and fanboys)?

Curious as to why they've been mysteriously silent about it this year?

Maybe it's because Vampirella took her out in the second round.

Oh, Anita. Heap-big vampire hunter. What kind of slayer are you if you can't even beat a vampiress in a slinky swimsuit?

(I meant to post about the 2007 edition of the contest earlier, but forgot. Pity. It would've been nice to seen the final Anita vs. Vampirella numbers.)

Comments

[pearkiwi.livejournal.com]

Vampirella is awesome.

Anita is too busy letting her harem screw her to worry about silly things like vampire slaying. (Or plot.)

[pith]

To be fair, all I know about Vampirella I've learned from reading the Previews catalogue :) Still, I'm very pleased she beat Anita. Seeing as Anita isn't even a monster, really—at least not in the good way.

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

In fact, Anita probably had to have sex with Vampirella to save the world, and was so busy having orgasms that she didn't notice Vampirella totally winning.

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

But... but Vampirella's a girl! Anita may be a walking talking black hole, and she may be happy to accommodate any penis ever created, but she doesn't do girls, man. That's just sick.