Help with Christmas, lashers?

[bluesauce.livejournal.com]

So, the gauntlet has been thrown down, and I need some help in responding to it, if you'd be so kind.

The GM from my Buffy/Angel game gave out Christmas gifts yesterday; specifically, she gave me Anita Blake: First Death, and the Jean-Claude poster that she got at the comic shop with it(this one). Obviously, I cannot let this stand unanswered. :) We've both got a snarky love-hate of the series and the Doomcrotch; can anybody recommend something that'll really burn her eyes out of her head, preferably somehow related to fringe-y jackets, penii the size of 2-liter soda bottles, Dark Secret: Huge Wangst, or anything Vampire Hooker-ish? Thanks.

Comments

[pith]

If you don't mind feeding money to the crap machine, the fan club "merchandise" is almost all tacky and horrible. Seriously. My 6-yr.-old nephew could make better graphics, I'm sure.

http://www.cafepress.com/lkhprem

[hellozombies.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, the "Grey's Detective Agency" shirts aren't completely awful.

Everything else made me LOL.

[rin-x-x.livejournal.com]

I kinda liked the Barinthius shirt, though I'd never wear it anywhere.

The artist's name is "Cockrum" too. XD

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

The repellent Galen image!

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

Re: the shirts:

Anita and Jean-Claude - OH GOD. At least they were true to the spirit of the 80's mullets. D: That's worse than Wolverine's hairstyles!

Asher - ...This is why you don't let kids have Photoshop.

The "Can't Choose" one - oh yes I can, and I choose the brown one. At least it has a human skin tone.

Bartinus - ...It's interesting, at least. :)

Galen - ...Took me forever to even see the face, and he looks like Swamp Thing to me.

Doyle - Who let the village idiot loose with a white marker on black background and a book on impressionism?

Frost - ...No words will come.

Mistral - I know I should be thinking "Fabio", but instead all I can think is...

THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!