ext_272413 ([identity profile] bluesauce.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lkh_lashouts2007-12-24 09:23 am

Help with Christmas, lashers?

So, the gauntlet has been thrown down, and I need some help in responding to it, if you'd be so kind.

The GM from my Buffy/Angel game gave out Christmas gifts yesterday; specifically, she gave me Anita Blake: First Death, and the Jean-Claude poster that she got at the comic shop with it(this one). Obviously, I cannot let this stand unanswered. :) We've both got a snarky love-hate of the series and the Doomcrotch; can anybody recommend something that'll really burn her eyes out of her head, preferably somehow related to fringe-y jackets, penii the size of 2-liter soda bottles, Dark Secret: Huge Wangst, or anything Vampire Hooker-ish? Thanks.
ext_43: proust quote: let us be happy to those that make us happy.  They are the constant gardners that make our souls blossom. (10 Running)

[identity profile] drho.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You could photoshop her head onto the t-shirt models, so that there is photographic evidence of her wearing "with a name like ma petite. . ." shirts. :P