Blogflog: These are not the themes you seek. *Jedi wave*

[dwg.livejournal.com]

I just woke up, and behold, LKH has gifted me with something so very, very beautiful.

I blinked blearily through the first part -- blah, blah, comics as GP#7 marked the end of Brett Booth's art. From #8 onward we get Ron Lim. I remember a while back that there was an announcement about this and this is the reason why GP#7 has been delayed. That, and apparently Stacie M. Ritchie is no longer doing the script adaptions, but nobody saw fit to mention her departure.

Apparently, Blood Noir been fully edited and will be sent back to the publisher in New York (PH34R!) and LKH has been working on Merry Gentry #7.

And succeeded in coming up with a title.

Brace yourselves.

When [Blood Noir] goes off to New York, I get to work on Merry #7, which finally has a title; SWALLOWING DARKNESS.

The bold is completely my emphasis. My only reaction to reading this is, "OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD."

What a wonderful way to wake up, eh?

We're putting the title in the fan club newsletter that should be going out in about five days, and we're putting the new title in it. But I couldn't wait to share. MISTRAL'S KISS, A LICK OF FROST, now, SWALLOWING DARKNESS; I sense a theme.

The first four books had their theme; A KISS OF SHADOWS, A CARESS OF TWILIGHT, SEDUCED BY MOONLIGHT, and a STROKE OF MIDNIGHT. It would be nicely linear if we did four books with the men's name theme, then four more with another theme, but the name theme may go for more than four books. I think it will. I'm already working on new ideas using some of the other men's names. We'll see.

THIS IS NOT THE THEME YOU SEEK! *Jedi wave*

SWALLOWING. DARKNESS. WTF. THESE GOGGLES DO NOTHING.

Discuss.

Comments

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

My husband (after he finished laughing) suggested Cornholing by Candlelight, while I am all for something I saw a while back, A Handjob at High Noon.

Ye gods, this is just getting dumb. I'm glad I quit after Mistral's Kiss, I don't want to see any more of those cool men I liked in the first two books get reduced to food for the WonderVag.

[ainjul.livejournal.com]

*whine* Oh god what is she going to do to Doyle???? *sob*

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

I think she should have gone with Darkness Within Me.

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

I thought she finally did anal in DM with Auggie?

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

Hows about Eating Rhys?

[chubling.livejournal.com]

You know, that sounds like a good plan.

[vmisery.livejournal.com]

More like Swallowing Gorge, here.


Edit: And, you know, the more I look at that, the more I realize that "swallowing gorge" can apply so many ways here...if we ever needed another euphemism for the crotch of doom, there it is.

[karmyn75.livejournal.com]

Run, penis, run.

[genchaos.livejournal.com]

I was thinking Screwed by Starlight or maybe Fucked by Firelight. Hell, I was thinking that before she's gone on this current horror of naming trends.

[knowthyself.livejournal.com]

Hey, I asked nice when I stole this and even let it be known on my icon page that I stole it from you! :P

[knowthyself.livejournal.com]

It'd be great if that's how she talked. :)

[caiyene.livejournal.com]

Okay now I can't think of any title with Darkness in it. Too corny. Then again of the two... yours sound better. Then we could be in denial at least o_O

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

I've been trying to come up with a title for Galen. So far I've got Galloping With Galen.

[bluesauce.livejournal.com]

True, true, you did. You ethical icon thief. :-p

[caiyene.livejournal.com]

Oh lord! Yeah Galen does not as well as Frost or Darkness.

Now you've got me all in a "thinking of corny title's mood"

A Dance with Death ;)

[morriganscrow.livejournal.com]

"Gagging on Galen", "Regurgitating Rhys", "Shafting Sholto"....

[easol.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, it does describe the crotch o' doom, doesn't it? It's gotta be the size of a gorge by now...

[assplund.livejournal.com]

Who at this point is no longer a man.

Do you mean in the literal or the figurative sense?

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

That would have worked really well for Darkness, but I just don't see Galen as death. However if Anita ever seduces Edward...

Plowing the Green Man?

Bewitched by Barithus
Captured by Cel
Corrupted by Kurag (my favorite)
Sholto's Seduction

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

In all seriousness I keep comparing Britney Spears to LKH.

They both seem to crave attention-even if it is negative attention
They both wear inappropriate clothing
Don't get me started on parenting techniques
They both are exhibitionists

Any other similarities?

[caiyene.livejournal.com]

Damn girl you're good! I meant Rhys ;-) Or maybe a touch of oak... death...ivy? :P Damn I'm so not original tonight

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

Sorry I forgot that Rhys was a death god. I think it's because he's so noir. I mean a bad Humphry Bogart knockoff can't be a death god... can he?

[caiyene.livejournal.com]

Well they make guys with power over death always so peculiar. They have their little odd things. In a way I think it suits Rhys. I really liked him up until the last book. *shivers*

[easol.livejournal.com]

And they ovulate in the esophagus!

[easol.livejournal.com]

I thought it was JC who did anal.