Blogflog: These are not the themes you seek. *Jedi wave*

[dwg.livejournal.com]

I just woke up, and behold, LKH has gifted me with something so very, very beautiful.

I blinked blearily through the first part -- blah, blah, comics as GP#7 marked the end of Brett Booth's art. From #8 onward we get Ron Lim. I remember a while back that there was an announcement about this and this is the reason why GP#7 has been delayed. That, and apparently Stacie M. Ritchie is no longer doing the script adaptions, but nobody saw fit to mention her departure.

Apparently, Blood Noir been fully edited and will be sent back to the publisher in New York (PH34R!) and LKH has been working on Merry Gentry #7.

And succeeded in coming up with a title.

Brace yourselves.

When [Blood Noir] goes off to New York, I get to work on Merry #7, which finally has a title; SWALLOWING DARKNESS.

The bold is completely my emphasis. My only reaction to reading this is, "OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD."

What a wonderful way to wake up, eh?

We're putting the title in the fan club newsletter that should be going out in about five days, and we're putting the new title in it. But I couldn't wait to share. MISTRAL'S KISS, A LICK OF FROST, now, SWALLOWING DARKNESS; I sense a theme.

The first four books had their theme; A KISS OF SHADOWS, A CARESS OF TWILIGHT, SEDUCED BY MOONLIGHT, and a STROKE OF MIDNIGHT. It would be nicely linear if we did four books with the men's name theme, then four more with another theme, but the name theme may go for more than four books. I think it will. I'm already working on new ideas using some of the other men's names. We'll see.

THIS IS NOT THE THEME YOU SEEK! *Jedi wave*

SWALLOWING. DARKNESS. WTF. THESE GOGGLES DO NOTHING.

Discuss.

Comments

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

I vote for Andais' Anal Adventures.

[nightangel486.livejournal.com]

Backdoor Sluts 9? The books are close enough anyway and she probably couldn't be any more blatant about it...

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

My husband (after he finished laughing) suggested Cornholing by Candlelight, while I am all for something I saw a while back, A Handjob at High Noon.

Ye gods, this is just getting dumb. I'm glad I quit after Mistral's Kiss, I don't want to see any more of those cool men I liked in the first two books get reduced to food for the WonderVag.

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

Hows about Eating Rhys?

[genchaos.livejournal.com]

I was thinking Screwed by Starlight or maybe Fucked by Firelight. Hell, I was thinking that before she's gone on this current horror of naming trends.

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

I thought she finally did anal in DM with Auggie?

[easol.livejournal.com]

I thought it was JC who did anal.

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

I think you're right.

So tell me, how many times can Anita find herself trapped in between two men and not have anal penetration? I mean sooner or later a guys going to try and slip in.

[cicipsychobunny.livejournal.com]

Asher did, and Anita was all "under the influence of the ardeur" and all but screaming "PUT IT IN ME" but JC had the presence of mind to go, "Wait no, she's an assvirgin and we has no lube".

[everstar3.livejournal.com]

Because as a vampire, he's totally averse to bloody sex.

Oy.

[roguetailkinker.livejournal.com]

To be fair, he probably just didn't want to be subjected to Anita Hissy Fit #4876987. Although in that case she would actually be justified.

But yeah, that makes me laugh. She's supposed to be all edgy and pushing the limits, and she doesn't even have anal. Give me a break. But then foreplay seems to be largely a foreign concept to her too.

[gothgoddessrhia.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid of "Tight and Wet".

[easol.livejournal.com]

Please, dear Lord, never let her use that as a title. I might have a seizure right there in the bookstore.