http://easol.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] easol.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lkh_lashouts2008-01-23 04:25 am

Reality lines are blurring

First, I must complain that LKH is taking ALL the stuff I love and rambling about it. Now it's Fido! WAH!

Anyway, I had to flog this blog because it's just so damn creepy. I don't know if this woman realizes how unspeakably creepy it is that she talks about her Mary Sue as if she were living in her own little world. Which she is, but not in quite thew same way.

http://blog.laurellkhamilton.org/2008/01/some-wounds-never-heal.html




No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
Robert Frost


Does it shock anyone that the next line is "No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader"?

Frost is one of my favorite American poets. There are poems of his that I reread periodically.

Ye gods! She reads something besides the captions on TV! Now if only we could make her read her OWN stuff.

It's always nice when one of your literary heroes agrees with your own philosophy of writing.

I must have missed the "pomes" where Frost went on about giant penii, subservient girly-men, and the utter joy of serving the Crotch.

Of course, perhaps reading his work when I was in my mid-teens helped shape my own attitude towards writing.

See, people? She's REALLY REALLY, like, deep and stuff! She reads POEMS and things! I bet she like, wears black nail polish and listens to, like, GOTH music!

If you haven't finished the book, this is your last chance to stop reading and save the surprise, no, the shock.

I'm not sure what is shocking about ANY addict ending up badly...

Okay, I have to assume if you're still reading, you know what I'm about to type. Here goes: Seeing Ron Lim's art, with Phillip chained against the wall, so helpless, so hopeless, really hurt me.

Ironic. Sounds more like something Anita would find a major turn-on, be so very shocked and yet titillated by it, and give Phillip healing sex.

It's been over ten years since I wrote GUILTY PLEASURES. Over a decade since I created Phillip,

Yes, folks, a decade is ten years. And by the way, it's more like fifteen years now, but I don't think LKH wants to think about that.

and had to watch him die.

How do you watch someone die if they, you know, exist only in book pages?

And this, folks, is where it starts getting a little odd.

I didn't know he was going to die until about a paragraph before Anita found him dead. I thought, until the last possible moment, we'd save him. But we didn't, we couldn't. It was the first time I cried for one of my characters.

Well, given that this was her first (original) novel, and nobody "good" had died before, that's somehow not very surprising, IMHO.

And it doesn't surprise me that she was running into this at random. Again, I cannot help but wonder if there was some input from her ex, because in a better author's works, this would be a turning point emotionally. And not for Teh Sex Buddies.

I cried for his death. I cried because we couldn't save him. I cried because he'd been trying to get his life together, and making some progress, and now all of his chances were gone.

Okay, two things:
1. Who is "we"?
2. Is LKH aware that Phillip COULD NOT have any more chances, or get his life together, because ultimately he was a collection of words on a page? At best, an idea?
3. Furthermore, is she aware that she COULD have "saved" him had she wanted, especially since she magically "saves" all Anita's penii via ridiculous methods in recent books? And therefore, she is just being all melodramatic again?

Ron's art reminded me that Phillip didn't expect to be saved. He gave up before Anita did, before I did. It was all there in Phillip's eyes

Of course, her opinions may be clouded by the fact that she now KNOWS that he's gonna croak. Moreover, REALITY LINES BLURRED ALERT.

Of all the people we've lost in the books, Phillip's death hurt me and Anita the most. That pain, those shed tears, are probably one of the main reasons we have a cast of dozens but few deaths of main characters. It hurt too much.

That, and since she can't separate reality and fantasy, she made a pwomise to her heroine to never kill off the penii. All others are expendable.

I told them how his art had effected me,

AFFECTED, dammit.

and assured him that I was sane about all the other characters.

Did she mention the part where she talks to them and they talk back, she buys presents for them, makes promises to them, refers to her pain with Anita's, etc?

I guess it was a complement.

ComPLIMent, dammit.

I miss Phillip. I miss him almost like a friend that died young. You think about them every once in awhile.

Oh, here we go again. Aren't there any characters, except those evil jellus bigots, whom she doesn't obsess on?

What would have changed in Anita's life if Phillip had survived that first book? Would we be looking at him as her one and only boyfriend, and would he have taken up too much room for Jean-Claude to invade? Or would it just have been Richard who wouldn't have found enough room to be in her life?

Or would he have become another doe-eyed long-haired walking penis, drifting through the house in the forlorn hope that Anita will boink him today, because he loves her soooooo much, and her LUUUUUUUV saved him from his addictions and traumas and blah blah blah?

Anita still dreams of him, and his death, and her failure.

Okay, creepy.. It's very, very weird that she refers to her character "dreaming" in the present tense as if this person lives in her house. Ye damns.

Because that's how she sees it, as her failure.

And as a lost chance to shag yet another broken, sexually traumatized, long-haired, ginormously-hung stripper.

We killed those that murdered him. We've had all the revenge we can have for Phillip. It didn't bring him back. It never does. More's the pity.

Somehow I can imagine LKH rocking to and fro in her darkened office, grinning maniacally at the screen and muttering, "We did it, precious. We killed them all, killed them, bathed in their blood, precious... we gots our revenge, precious..."

[identity profile] novadivine.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy cow! The way she was carrying on, I expected something a bit more graphic. That picture makes it look like he's doing a little light bondage role playing.

Re: We are confused

[identity profile] duchym.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it is a "royal" we?

Re: We are confused

[identity profile] novadivine.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing the "we" is LKH and Anita. They're bestest friends, y'know.

[identity profile] darkese.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
They also defy gravity as they move up and around the hands.

As for the muscles, I can only assume they would take him out of shackles every hour so he can do a few sets to get them all pumped up before being locked up again. The only thing Phillip seems addicted to is going to the gym.

[identity profile] wellowned.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
wait, wait.... the mysterious blood??? IS COMING FROM NOWHERE.

god, it's been forever since i read the book, but i'd expect something better too. like, defeated. and bruised. and actually torn skin, maybe. something denoting actual torture.

[identity profile] daphne-gateau.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya know the crying doesn't mean anything to me. I'm the type to cry about books, about movies, about things I write. I've even been known to cry when other people's RP characters die. Or if Nik isn't showing a new Avatar episode again. ;) Am I a dork? Hell yeah. Does this make me more of an 'artiste' or better connected to my characters? Not even. Usually it just means I'm hormonal. And that's my take on her too. The crap she writes in her blog does not make her sound like a teenage poem-reading artiste with a special connection to creativity. It's kinda of pathetic that she doesn't see that.

Maybe she's not in control of her emotions. Fine. But I lose respect for her every time she says she isn't in control of her books. Fact is she could have saved Phillip. She could bring him back still. She could do a lot of things - like stick to a plot. But no, she'd rather say the characters won't let her.

Am I the only one that sees a little dig at Richard/her ex? My thinking on Richard is that if Anita had been dating a vampire-addicted stripper he would never have been interested in the first place. Oh poo. Now *I* wish Phillip hadn't died either. ;)

[identity profile] ladymuttly1.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Good grief-I couldn't tell if it was blood, scars or a weird looking shirt.

I don't actually like comic books, but I'm sure someone could have made Philip look like he was suffering. This guy looks like he got choked up at a Hallmark commercial.

Also-does anyone else think this version of Philip is just too muscular? Since he's addict boy I thought he's be a little weaker.
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[identity profile] viridian5.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. How cruel. The vampire gave him some light bondage and painted red streaks on him. You bastards!

[identity profile] daphne-gateau.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh geez. Tortured to within an inch of death but he can still strike a pretty, pouty pose and flex his six-pack abs and manly chest. I get it. Nice. *eyeroll*

Phillip was supposed to have huge scars from being gnawed on by vamps, either on his chest or neck. Those got deleted I guess. And I see no injuries. These vampires are wimps.

Dating Philip

[identity profile] ladymuttly1.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
For the life of me I couldn't see the old Anita dating Phillip. Back in 1991 the (fictional) girl had some balls. If Phillip had survived his encounter with the vamps, and the real LKH had been writing the story, Anita would have kicked Phillip out of her life for being too damn damaged. Now that LKH has been replaced with emo author she's going back and retconning Anita's emotions.

[identity profile] ladymuttly1.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet she can't remember details about characters like THEIR NAMES or THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION!

[identity profile] ladymuttly1.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got an image of an emo Phillip coming back in Anita's latest adventure as a horny little ghost with a big penis.

[identity profile] michael-b-lee.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Your icon is pure awesome.

[identity profile] tenaya-owlcat.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no, that would turn it into Talia Gryphon's Key to Conflict, and that would then destroy the universe. :P

[identity profile] wellowned.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
i like comics, generally speaking. but i do like just a hint of realism in it. or an exageration. he looks like he shaved and nicked himself too much, and then started sweating red paint.

he should totally be skin and bones. or, at least, not nearly as strong.

Re: Dating Philip

[identity profile] daphne-gateau.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I found Phillip annoying to read. Back in GP I thought Anita was written to be annoyed by him also, which I appreciated since I agreed. I began to wonder if I imagined that part since the latest blog seems to suggest they were dating already.

I never felt chemistry between those two characters. In that book I think it was clearly JC with the romantic potential (that kiss in the rain). I'm ashamed to admit I predicted a love triangle between JC/Anita/Edward. One that ended with Edward blowing JC away. Dude, was I wrong. But Phillip? No way.

[identity profile] wellowned.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*is sad* your art! it broke my heart!!!

*snerk*

Re: Dating Philip

[identity profile] ladymuttly1.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)

Edward shoots JC. Anita shoots Edward. JC bites Edward before dying, infecting Edward with vampirism. Anita has a pissed off ex who happens to be a pyschopathic killer turned vampire causing pain and suffering in HER town.

Now that's a story I would have enjoyed reading.

[identity profile] ladymuttly1.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
But aren't LKh and Talia Gryphon BFF? So they can share plot ideas, can't they?

[identity profile] tenaya-owlcat.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
No! No creating an evil empire of TEH SEXXORS!!!!!! :P

[identity profile] ladymuttly1.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I've tried to understand and get comics. I realized that it's just not my media when Buffy Season 8 was a complete waste of time for me. Since Joss Whdon is a god, the failing must be mine.

[identity profile] ladymuttly1.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? Sunny can join them in TEH SEXXORS club. Then they can all be specul together.

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