I Got the Green-With-Envy Blues!

[missamii.livejournal.com]

I got to thinking about this after reading as much as I could stomach of the Blood Puke Noir teaser and that totally non sequitor line that goes from Nathaniel short-shorts, Anita's modesty, and jealous haters. It seems like the new major meme seems that not only are critical readers prudes but they have a touch o' the green eyed monster.

What exactly, pray tell, are we supposed to be jealous of? I know the only thing I really envy her is her impressive ability to instantly translate everything into strawman!

Comments

[mystickiwi.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm clinically insane because I like soft surfaces like beds instead of sinks and coffee tables. I have no soul.

[hookncrook.livejournal.com]

Obviously any person willing to have sex on a kitchen's cold tile floor would steal away your lover.

[dameruth.livejournal.com]

Me, too. And what's more, I like comfortable sexual positions, too, ones where I'm not going to dislocate a joint or end up with a hernia or something. Clearly, I'm pathetic.