I Got the Green-With-Envy Blues!

[missamii.livejournal.com]

I got to thinking about this after reading as much as I could stomach of the Blood Puke Noir teaser and that totally non sequitor line that goes from Nathaniel short-shorts, Anita's modesty, and jealous haters. It seems like the new major meme seems that not only are critical readers prudes but they have a touch o' the green eyed monster.

What exactly, pray tell, are we supposed to be jealous of? I know the only thing I really envy her is her impressive ability to instantly translate everything into strawman!

Comments

[genchaos.livejournal.com]

And smells like vanilla!

[karmyn75.livejournal.com]

Does she not understand there is a line between metrosexual and flaming homosexual?

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

No-she really doesn't get that there is a difference.

If I find a houseboy that wears tight micropants, has purple eyes, long hair and smells like vanilla can I just find him a date with a person who is into extreme bondage and then get him to clean my house?

[hookncrook.livejournal.com]

You forget he makes home-made biscuits and wears a frilly apron.

I'd say the frilly apron crosses that metrosexual line.

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

It was the pearls that crossed the line for me

[genchaos.livejournal.com]

She's gotten so much other crap wrong, I wouldn't be surprised she doesn't.

[easol.livejournal.com]

karmyn, NOOOOOOOO! There is no such thing as Teh Ghey! There are only bi men who haven't met Whorenita and her Magic Coochie yet!

[viridian5.livejournal.com]

They dress like that because repeated exposure to her doomcrotch is stopping them from expressing their gayness through sex, so fashion is their only remaining rebellion.