Facebook flog - Jan 23 2014

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Link: Jan 23 2014, 3:43
Disclaimer: This blog entry is verbatim, as originally posted on LKH's Facebook. Copyright belongs to Ma Petite Enterprises.

"Remember your personal demons should be afraid of you, because you are their home, their food, and as you heal, their executioner."
Laurell K. Hamilton

Comments

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

"SEND IN THE FUCKING MANUSCRIPT, LAURELL!"
Her Editor

"FUCK THIS SHIT, THEY DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH, THERE ISN'T ENOUGH MONEY IN THE WORLD FOR THIS."
Her Editor

"YOU JUST FUCKING KNOW SHE'D TAKE ME A LOT MORE SERIOUSLY IF I WAS A NIGERIAN SCAMMER."
Her Editor

"A SCAMMER WITH ANKLE-LENGTH HAIR AND RAINBOW-BRITE EYES, AND I COULD NAME MY OWN DAMN PRICE."
Her Editor

"GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. I AM PRINCE DARK'NESS RAVEN WAY, A NIGERIAN OFFICIAL WITH ANKLE-LENGTH MAGENTA HAIR, GLOWING CYAN EYES, AND A FOOT-LONG DONG. I ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE 10,000,000 DOLLARS I NEED TO TRANSFER OUT OF MY COUNTRY, WHICH MUST BE SMUGGLED OUT IN A HIDEOUSLY OVERDUE BOOK MANUSCRIPT. WOULD YOU HAVE ANY SUCH MANUSCRIPTS AVAILABLE FOR THESE 100% RISKY FREE MODALITIES, SEXY LADY?"
A Spammer Who Is Definitely Not Her Editor.

"Ooh, tell me more! I have a new Anita story coming down the pipe..."
LKH

"******* **** **** ***** ******* **** ****!"
Her Editor

[lliira (from livejournal.com)]

The editor would have to specify that, though Nigerian, he was whiter than white.

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

I thought that might be overly unsubtle. Besides, she technically has Doyle in the harem.

"I AM ALSO BLACK, BUT NOT BLACK LIKE A PERSON, BLACK LIKE A CRAYON. NOT BLACK-BLACK, THAT IS, JUST SEXY EXOTIC BLACK."
A Spammer Who Is Definitely Not Her Editor

"Can you turn into a dog?"
LKH

"did you honestly fucking ask that question
or did i fucking email stormfront by mistake"
A Spammer Who Is Definitely Not Her Editor

[deadsong.livejournal.com]

I love you. Hard. In strange and unsettling ways.

[a-sporking-rat.livejournal.com]

LAUGHING SO HARD

[jessica collett (from livejournal.com)]

Most glorious AB love story ever created.

[duamuteffe.livejournal.com]

I just hurt myself laughing.

[mightbeadog.livejournal.com]

"Can you turn into a dog?"

You'll never know.

[plastraa.livejournal.com]

I'm standing and giving you a slow clap! Well done!

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

WIN TIMES A MILLION.

[desert-vixen.livejournal.com]

That was incredible. Please, have an Internet!