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lkh_lashouts2006-04-28 09:39 pm
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Yet another Blog Flog.
Ah, the arduer. This is an Edward novellite, but that doesn't mean the arduer is gone completely.
WHY NOT?!?! No, really. The Ardeur is one of the most ill-concieved, poorly-written ANTI-plot device in history. I mean...okay, I think it COULD have been okay...had it not totally derailed...uhhhh...EVERYTHING, and made it all grotesque pornography.
I know that there is a group of fans that want Anita and Edward to get together in a more than just friends way. Not going to happen.
THANK FUCK. Pun intended.
Not to mention that we just don't think of him that way, nor he us.
Who here is creeped by the "nor he us" part? 'Cause, as cool as Edward is as a character, it scares me that LKH treats him as a REAL PERSON.
Actually it creeps me the hell out that she acts like ALL her characters are real people, when...they're NOT.
We've got him tied up in St. Louis with testimony in a child custody case for a lycanthrope that's in danger of loosing their kids.
Okay...WHAT???? I mean, uhh...WHAT? He's tied up doing WHAT? Who shot who in the what now???
Also...LOSE, not LOOSE!!! In danger of LOSING her kids! LKH, when you type LOOSE, you LOSE!!!
I've found that if a book is going well, then I hit a scene and it isn't going well, that there's something wrong with that scene. Sometimes, you don't need the scene.
It saddens me that she has the intelligence and foresight to see this fact when it's about a NOT-sex scene, but she feels that she HAS to write EVERY. DAMN. SEX. SCENE. EVER. I mean, I for one would appreciate an occasional fade-to-black so we can get back to PLOT STUFF.
I think we'll even go to see the local master of the city without the boys.
Holy crap, she remembered that cities have master vampires!!! There may be hope for us yet!!!
Nathaniel and Jason are getting to see a lot of the hotel room.
Now...I will admit this right here, I do hope Anita walks in on Jason doing Nathaniel or something. But, alas, LKH's aversion to homosexual stuff makes it so not likely as to be sad.
They'll get their time on stage, and we will feed, there will be sex, but the majority of the novellite has to be about Edward and the mystery.
Note her wording: WE will feed. SHE GETS SCARIER EVERY BLOG ENTRY, I swear.
Though I am somewhat heartened that she might attempt a plot in this one.
I guess the character who the novellite is mostly about will dictate the flavor of the book. Interesting.
She GUESSES that. She didn't KNOW that. HOLY CRAP, I HAVE THE FEAR.
Ah, the arduer. This is an Edward novellite, but that doesn't mean the arduer is gone completely.
WHY NOT?!?! No, really. The Ardeur is one of the most ill-concieved, poorly-written ANTI-plot device in history. I mean...okay, I think it COULD have been okay...had it not totally derailed...uhhhh...EVERYTHING, and made it all grotesque pornography.
I know that there is a group of fans that want Anita and Edward to get together in a more than just friends way. Not going to happen.
THANK FUCK. Pun intended.
Not to mention that we just don't think of him that way, nor he us.
Who here is creeped by the "nor he us" part? 'Cause, as cool as Edward is as a character, it scares me that LKH treats him as a REAL PERSON.
Actually it creeps me the hell out that she acts like ALL her characters are real people, when...they're NOT.
We've got him tied up in St. Louis with testimony in a child custody case for a lycanthrope that's in danger of loosing their kids.
Okay...WHAT???? I mean, uhh...WHAT? He's tied up doing WHAT? Who shot who in the what now???
Also...LOSE, not LOOSE!!! In danger of LOSING her kids! LKH, when you type LOOSE, you LOSE!!!
I've found that if a book is going well, then I hit a scene and it isn't going well, that there's something wrong with that scene. Sometimes, you don't need the scene.
It saddens me that she has the intelligence and foresight to see this fact when it's about a NOT-sex scene, but she feels that she HAS to write EVERY. DAMN. SEX. SCENE. EVER. I mean, I for one would appreciate an occasional fade-to-black so we can get back to PLOT STUFF.
I think we'll even go to see the local master of the city without the boys.
Holy crap, she remembered that cities have master vampires!!! There may be hope for us yet!!!
Nathaniel and Jason are getting to see a lot of the hotel room.
Now...I will admit this right here, I do hope Anita walks in on Jason doing Nathaniel or something. But, alas, LKH's aversion to homosexual stuff makes it so not likely as to be sad.
They'll get their time on stage, and we will feed, there will be sex, but the majority of the novellite has to be about Edward and the mystery.
Note her wording: WE will feed. SHE GETS SCARIER EVERY BLOG ENTRY, I swear.
Though I am somewhat heartened that she might attempt a plot in this one.
I guess the character who the novellite is mostly about will dictate the flavor of the book. Interesting.
She GUESSES that. She didn't KNOW that. HOLY CRAP, I HAVE THE FEAR.
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So, is it ardeur or aduer?
... a lycanthrope that's in danger of loosing their kids.
Reminds me of "Loose the Kraken!" Now I have images of some lycanthrope loosing their demonspawn onto an unsuspecting coastal city.
I for one would appreciate an occasional fade-to-black so we can get back to PLOT STUFF.
But then we might notice that there is no Plot Stuff.
Edward Novel-lite:
Anita: Edward!
Edward: Hey. Lookit, there's a mystery and not enough ppl to killz...
Anita: Just a sec. *sexx0rz*
Jason/Nathaniel: *sex*
Master Vamp: Hey. I exist. Wanna sexx0rz?
Edward: Ahem.
Anita: Just a sex. *sexx0rz*
Edward: AHEM.
Anita: Oh. Right. Mystery. *sex-fu*
Mystery: *is solved*
Edward: Thanks. Must kill something now. Bais.
Anita: Tsk. That Edward. *sexx0rz*
Jason/Nathaniel: *sex*
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WEREWOLF: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
HUBBY: *cough* You mean the kids?
WEREWOLF: Yes.
And then the kidlings go and chase the Big Bad Micah down and tear him to shreds and feast on fresh meat. But not in a porny way, because that's just wrong. And illegal.
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