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After finishing DM I decided that I needed to go back and try to remember WHY I liked the series in the first place. I decided to go for OB just because I can't remember what happened in most of that book, but I remembered that Edward had a starring role.

I'm only a few chapters into it, but gawd. Anita has character. There's actually a plot! She's doing something besides fucking! She raised zombies and was working with the cops!

*cries* When is the old Anita going to come back to us?

But now I am starting to wonder what Edward has been up to since we last saw him. I think it would be interesting if Ted DID get married. He'd send an invite to Anita and she'd have to bring her harem of men. It MIGHT actually be a good story if LKH could bring back personalities to her characters. Edward would be there as Ted, pissed as hell over Anita's harem and dealing with trying to figure out what he should do. Would he let Ted slip enough so that he had to show Donna what he really was by trying to kill as many of the harem as possible, or would he just let the rage build up during the wedding and vow to take down Anita and the crew some other day? After all, in OB it's mentioned that Edward likes hunting the dangerous pray. I can't think of anyone more dangerous in the Antiaverse now than Anita.

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*weeps with you*

I wanted to put up LOST posters for Edward. I'm convinced that in OB, we were witnessing Pod-Edward.

It's that, or Edward is now in a non-extradition country, hitting on waitresses and sipping those cocktails with the cute umbrellas in them.

Or going on a killing spree. With Sigmund as his backup.

Sigmund is in the freezer with all of the good coffees she used to drink.

Right now the biggest thing on my mind is where did that swan skin go (seriously, it kept me awake last night)? Edward gave it to her, and I think she wanted it framed, but what the hell did she do with it? I guess owning a skin of a shapeshifter isn't a big deal...

Apparently that has gone the way of Sigmund. Lost and forgotten inside of the great mind of the mighty LKH.

Maybe it's still in storage from when Anita moved out of her apartment and into her house.

Though, I like the idea that Damian goes through all of Anita's stuff in the basement when he's sent to his room. He could find all of her most embarrassing secrets, then blackmail her into letting him out and becoming his own ~~man~~ Viking.

I've put my blinders on and firmly feel that OB was Edward having an extended laugh at Anita's expense and practicing his acting skills. The idea of pod-Edward just makes me too sad.