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[ginavive.livejournal.com]

I'm in the middle of reading Charlaine Harris's Sookie Stackhouse series. In the middle of a book I'm reading, she introduces a bit character's husband.

His name was Micah.

I had to put the book down, and dry heave like a cat with a hairball for ten minutes before I could get the awful taste of wereleopard crap out of my mouth and continue reading the book. Thank you, LKH, for ruining a name that would other wise be perfectly acceptable. I'm still reading in hopes that this character will suddenly meet a violent end and fulfill my private fantasies.

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[karaz.livejournal.com]

Bwahhaha! Similarly, I'm trying to pick out a name for my baby and every time I see a name LKH has used I cross it off the list.

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

It works the other way too. When LKH introduced the blond Clay the werewolf I had to stop for a while because it was ruining Kelley Armstrong's Clay the psycho werewolf.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_cynical_beauty/]

There was this new guy a few years ago when I was in school and I thought he was really cute. Then I found out his name was "Micah"...

[dwg.livejournal.com]

You shoulda seen me screaming and flailing when I found out that the guy that was replacing me at work was named Micah.

I made an oath to keep the liquid soap locked up.

Turns out, the guy was short and rotund and friendly as. It's just that he happened to be called Micah and LKH made the name scary.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_cynical_beauty/]

micah and soap.
*shudders*

[track-04.livejournal.com]

I read those books but I blocked out the fact that there was a character with that name. Conjures too many memories of throbbing manhoods and cervix bumping orgies. *shudders*

[alex-lebeau.livejournal.com]

Huh. I'd be dry heaving just from reading Charlaine Harris.

Do have to agree on the name bit, if only because the name Micah is hardly popular; woe-my-cocky-is-so-biggy would instantly "spring" to mind upon reading that.