some jokes just write themselves...

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

I was browsing through my local pharmacy tonight, and of course i hit up the paperback section to see if there was anything i had to have.  I happened upon a copy of Micah, and the 2 books it was sitting next to had me laughing for about 10 minutes straight.  I quickly grabbed my phone to take a pic and share the lolz....

There we see Anne Rice and Laurell K Hamilton, followed by a book called Taming Your Tongue.  The irony, it burnzzzzz! 

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[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

*dies* I just love the subtite: What you say (and don't say).

That cover is marvellously dreadful isn't it? Time obvious doesn't heal the impact of bad covers.

[ladyblue99.livejournal.com]

You can say that again...

"Fabio is that you?????????"
*snerk*

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

He doesn't have to worry about his face anymore, because I'm sure LKH is busily churning out more novel-lites about the boys, so Fabio can be the back-model for those too.

[tsula.livejournal.com]

that is terribly ironic.

Side note: Anne Rice's Jesus fic is out? *shudders* I might need to read that for a laugh, my bad fic quota is low for the year.

[dwg.livejournal.com]

It's been out for a while, which surprised the hell out of me. I think I heard about it and its US release, then went to the bookstore the next week to find it on the shelves. I know my bookstore is that good at getting imports, but it was still an OMG? IT'S HERE??? WHY?!? moment.

[requiella]

BWAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I wonder if that could be made into an icon?

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

i'm trying :) my phone takes gigantic pix, so i'm trying to size it down to manageable icon size

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

best i could do without my animating program:
(http://photobucket.com/)

[requiella]

not bad, hmmmm if you cropped out anne rice and just had LKH and taming the tongue it would still be funny! :D

[artemis-rex.livejournal.com]

Nice icon. Mind if I gank it for use here at Lashouts?

[catskin.livejournal.com]

Anne and Laurell side by side... A fearsome thought.

[dwg.livejournal.com]

BY THEIR POWERS COMBINED!

. . . well, nothing would actually happen because they'd kill us all with boredom while they wangst in Urple prose.

[catskin.livejournal.com]

But hopefully the resulting wangsty fallout would kill them too.

[quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. I just had a thought.

ANITA DOES JESUS.

Oh, I am so hellbound. And on a Sunday, too.

[dwg.livejournal.com]

But it has to be zombie!Jesus. As he was the only one that ever achieved a "true" resurrection.

Though, if faced with the possibility of zombie!Jesus and LOLREAL!Jesus, I'll bet she'd want to have Anita "suddenly realise" she can totally do a true resurrection. Oh god, the puntastic wonder of that word. XD

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

*snickers* this reminds me of dracula 2000, and instead of the lovely antiques dealer that we're not to fuck with vs. judas, we've got the crotch coming in and attempting to administer a beatdown to the son of man.

ANITA: I bind you to your grave with gold, frankinscence, and myrrh!
JESUS: Aren't you supposed to be Catholic?
ANITA: Point. But you're the undead now, and that's my territory, fool! Bow before my powahhhh!
JESUS: I guess you're not a huge fan of the Commandments.

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

LOL..."motherfucking nazareth" really reminded me of samuel l jackson, and i just can't stop laughing. can you imagine him in the Anitaverse? 'Grammar, MOTHERFUCKER, do you use it?!'

[dwg.livejournal.com]

"I'm TIRED of all these MOTHERFUCKING COMMAS in my MOTHERFUCKING SENTENCES!"

Because Snakes on a Plane jokes never get old. n_n