some jokes just write themselves...

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

I was browsing through my local pharmacy tonight, and of course i hit up the paperback section to see if there was anything i had to have.  I happened upon a copy of Micah, and the 2 books it was sitting next to had me laughing for about 10 minutes straight.  I quickly grabbed my phone to take a pic and share the lolz....

There we see Anne Rice and Laurell K Hamilton, followed by a book called Taming Your Tongue.  The irony, it burnzzzzz! 

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[dwg.livejournal.com]

But it has to be zombie!Jesus. As he was the only one that ever achieved a "true" resurrection.

Though, if faced with the possibility of zombie!Jesus and LOLREAL!Jesus, I'll bet she'd want to have Anita "suddenly realise" she can totally do a true resurrection. Oh god, the puntastic wonder of that word. XD

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

*snickers* this reminds me of dracula 2000, and instead of the lovely antiques dealer that we're not to fuck with vs. judas, we've got the crotch coming in and attempting to administer a beatdown to the son of man.

ANITA: I bind you to your grave with gold, frankinscence, and myrrh!
JESUS: Aren't you supposed to be Catholic?
ANITA: Point. But you're the undead now, and that's my territory, fool! Bow before my powahhhh!
JESUS: I guess you're not a huge fan of the Commandments.