Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[ladyravana.livejournal.com]

I was surfing the PDS messageboard, and I came across this little gem.

URL: http://kill.greboguru.org/index_files/book_data/anitablake.htm

It's more or less a book flog for The Whorelequin and freaking HILARIOUS. My favorite part had to be this paragraph:


Jean-Claude was wearing a deeply scoopped neck green lycra top with purple nipple tassles and a vermillion frock coat. A thick mustard yellow belt went over his bright tan leggings. A codpiece shaped like an elephant's head was the final touch. On any other man it would have seemed ridiculous but Jean-Claude made it seem not just right but utterly, utterly masculine. Asher was dressed in...

Now, I dunno about you all, but if this I almost can't believe. Jean-Claude, wearing something THAT hideous and looking like he's trying to upstage Siegfried and Roy. All he needs are a couple of white werelions white tigers and he'd be set. I don't think even Prince would wear something like THAT.

And also...the lollery that is THIS line.

"So Anita Blake, you have become a super saiyan. That will not help you for the great Frieza has powers you have not dreamt of...

*dies laughing* That was freaking PRICELESS.

Also...mayonaisse, WTF?!

Comments

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

lolz @ the mayonnaise. At least she didn't reach for the pepper grinder. I have a feeling no one would have wanted anything freshly ground on their entree after that.

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

oh my -- There hasn't REALLY been a pepper grinder, uh, featured in the books, has there? (Frankly, after the horrors of soap lube I'm prepared to believe anything.)