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lkh_lashouts2007-05-07 01:21 pm
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
I was surfing the PDS messageboard, and I came across this little gem.
URL: http://kill.greboguru.org/index_files/book_data/anitablake.htm
It's more or less a book flog for The Whorelequin and freaking HILARIOUS. My favorite part had to be this paragraph:
Jean-Claude was wearing a deeply scoopped neck green lycra top with purple nipple tassles and a vermillion frock coat. A thick mustard yellow belt went over his bright tan leggings. A codpiece shaped like an elephant's head was the final touch. On any other man it would have seemed ridiculous but Jean-Claude made it seem not just right but utterly, utterly masculine. Asher was dressed in...
Now, I dunno about you all, but if this I almost can't believe. Jean-Claude, wearing something THAT hideous and looking like he's trying to upstage Siegfried and Roy. All he needs are a couple of white werelions white tigers and he'd be set. I don't think even Prince would wear something like THAT.
And also...the lollery that is THIS line.
"So Anita Blake, you have become a super saiyan. That will not help you for the great Frieza has powers you have not dreamt of...
*dies laughing* That was freaking PRICELESS.
Also...mayonaisse, WTF?!
URL: http://kill.greboguru.org/index_files/book_data/anitablake.htm
It's more or less a book flog for The Whorelequin and freaking HILARIOUS. My favorite part had to be this paragraph:
Jean-Claude was wearing a deeply scoopped neck green lycra top with purple nipple tassles and a vermillion frock coat. A thick mustard yellow belt went over his bright tan leggings. A codpiece shaped like an elephant's head was the final touch. On any other man it would have seemed ridiculous but Jean-Claude made it seem not just right but utterly, utterly masculine. Asher was dressed in...
Now, I dunno about you all, but if this I almost can't believe. Jean-Claude, wearing something THAT hideous and looking like he's trying to upstage Siegfried and Roy. All he needs are a couple of
And also...the lollery that is THIS line.
"So Anita Blake, you have become a super saiyan. That will not help you for the great Frieza has powers you have not dreamt of...
*dies laughing* That was freaking PRICELESS.
Also...mayonaisse, WTF?!
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Though, the Freeza comment had me laughing. That was cute.