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lkh_lashouts2007-05-07 01:21 pm
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
I was surfing the PDS messageboard, and I came across this little gem.
URL: http://kill.greboguru.org/index_files/book_data/anitablake.htm
It's more or less a book flog for The Whorelequin and freaking HILARIOUS. My favorite part had to be this paragraph:
Jean-Claude was wearing a deeply scoopped neck green lycra top with purple nipple tassles and a vermillion frock coat. A thick mustard yellow belt went over his bright tan leggings. A codpiece shaped like an elephant's head was the final touch. On any other man it would have seemed ridiculous but Jean-Claude made it seem not just right but utterly, utterly masculine. Asher was dressed in...
Now, I dunno about you all, but if this I almost can't believe. Jean-Claude, wearing something THAT hideous and looking like he's trying to upstage Siegfried and Roy. All he needs are a couple of white werelions white tigers and he'd be set. I don't think even Prince would wear something like THAT.
And also...the lollery that is THIS line.
"So Anita Blake, you have become a super saiyan. That will not help you for the great Frieza has powers you have not dreamt of...
*dies laughing* That was freaking PRICELESS.
Also...mayonaisse, WTF?!
URL: http://kill.greboguru.org/index_files/book_data/anitablake.htm
It's more or less a book flog for The Whorelequin and freaking HILARIOUS. My favorite part had to be this paragraph:
Jean-Claude was wearing a deeply scoopped neck green lycra top with purple nipple tassles and a vermillion frock coat. A thick mustard yellow belt went over his bright tan leggings. A codpiece shaped like an elephant's head was the final touch. On any other man it would have seemed ridiculous but Jean-Claude made it seem not just right but utterly, utterly masculine. Asher was dressed in...
Now, I dunno about you all, but if this I almost can't believe. Jean-Claude, wearing something THAT hideous and looking like he's trying to upstage Siegfried and Roy. All he needs are a couple of
And also...the lollery that is THIS line.
"So Anita Blake, you have become a super saiyan. That will not help you for the great Frieza has powers you have not dreamt of...
*dies laughing* That was freaking PRICELESS.
Also...mayonaisse, WTF?!
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But one thing it also made me realize is how much time LKH spends describing clothing. We've all commented on that before, but suddenly I remembered back when I was 11 and I was reading The Babysitter's Club series by Ann M. Martin. They're pre-teen books, so of course they're not literary masterpieces, but every time the main character saw the other girls (or any other friend) for the first time that day, we always got long long paragraph descriptions of exactly what they were wearing, down to sock colour, full earring and jewlery descriptions, and I swear I wouldn't have been surprised to see a description of underwear too. So if she was meeting up with all four of her other friends at once, you basically got a minimum of 2-3 pages of outfit descriptions.
LKH seems to do similar, which to me speaks volumes 1) of her mental mindset, and 2) that of her readers who still eat it up...
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Especially Claudia. And, to a lesser degree, Stacy.
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