Challenge #009: Jason's stripper name!

[pith]

Our deadline is unfortunately close, forced by LKH's own deadline, but c'est la vie. As stated in the blog, LKH, creative goddess that she is, can't think of a good stripper/stage name for Jason. So she's holding a contest. Yippee! (Or, in her words, yea!)

Thus, the challenge here is the same: give Jason a stripper name. Use a meme formula or an online generator or your brain, whatever you like.

How to play along: Send your submissions to lkh.lashoutsATgmail.com. Please send ONE EMAIL ONLY: unlike LKH, I don't want to drown in email. So wait until you have all your names ready, then send them off.

Deadline: January 10, 2008. I know it's close, but she's set a deadline of the 18th, and we need time for voting. Voting, you say? Aye. I'll gather up all the names, make a poll, and we'll have a group vote for which to submit.

What'll we do with the book if we win?: Again, we'll have a group vote. Destroy it? Sell it on eBay and donate the money to Alzheimer's research to benefit a real author, the mighty Terry Pratchett? If you have suggestions, pass those along too.

Who will submit the ideas to LKH and Co.? Ah, more fun! I'll use my address and one of my emails, since they already have my address anyway. But if you have a fun idea for a pseudonym, send that along with your submission. Or we could always send it via LKH_Lashouts, just so she feels some love. Again, suggestions in this area are welcome.

Warning notice of DOOM!: Please submit ideas ONLY if you are willing to share. I will not look kindly on anyone who submits a name then, if their name wins, goes "Oh, it was totally my name that won! I should get the book!" NO. Doesn't fly. If you legitimately want the book, enter on your own. If you're willing to have a bit of fun with the group, enter with us. Nuff said.

This post was hasty, so if I've forgotten anything, let me know.

Comments

[manekikoneko.livejournal.com]

I agree, I really like the idea. It actually makes me want to participate.

[quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com]

I agree as well.

[darkese.livejournal.com]

I don't even remember this Jason character other then he tried to have a sense of humor. Just another one dimensional dildo. Is he a wolf or a leopard?

[pith]

Sadly, I had to look it up to be sure. That's how bad the character overpopulation has become.

He's a werewolf.

http://louisabrown.net/Jason.htm

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

Poor Jason isn't getting love.

I'm confused...since when is Jason a stripper?

I'm still mourning the loss of his hair...

*kidnaps her Jason and flees*

[longtail.livejournal.com]

I think he pretty much always was. I'm not sure if he was at his very first appearance, but I think the first job that was mentioned he ever had was stripping...and being breakfast for JC.

BTW, your icon is hilarious!

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

o.O eh? I honestly don't remember him being a stripper. His first appearance was in Lunatic Cafe...He was in school at that point, IIRC.

and thanks, LOL. It's a lesson Richard really needs to learn.

[bludflower.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I think Jason started out stripping to put himself through school before quitting and being JC's pds full time. Something like that.

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

aaaah.

You can see how much plot I've retained...

[shalanar.livejournal.com]

He's the wolf that "took one for the team".

I actually really liked his character...until that moment.

[darkese.livejournal.com]

I know I was supposed to like his character - his easy going charm and wit but he was just soooo boring and I never found him charming or witty. I found him to be one step above frat boy. I found him ultimately forgettable which is probably worse than a character like Micah who is memorable for being so dull.

I did like that he seemed to escape the tragic past crap LKH heaps on her characters but it all caught up to him in Blood Noir. Now he was abused by his dad (I'm sure he was raped too).

[kerame.livejournal.com]

No character in the Anitaverse has ever been witty, no matter how many times LKH tells us they are.

[saucyirishlass.livejournal.com]

Now he was abused by his dad (I'm sure he was raped too).

Wait, what? When was this tidbit revealed? (And how did I somehow completely miss it...?)

[easol.livejournal.com]

I think it's just that everybody has been raped in the Anitaverse, as part of the requisite tragic past that only Whorenita can cure.

[cicipsychobunny.livejournal.com]

I think it's all being revealed in the next *shudders* novel-lite.

[saucyirishlass.livejournal.com]

Nevermind. I just found the post. See, this is why I need to sign into LJ when I come on Lashouts, 'cause I miss all the locked posts... o_0

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

I do not have any clever stripper names at the moment, but I do vote for the Alzheimer's charity donation.

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

Sell it on eBay and donate the money to Alzheimer's research to benefit a real author, the mighty Terry Pratchett?

I agree, that's a terrific idea. Who says we're "negative" here at lashouts, lol :)

[easol.livejournal.com]

We need something painfully 80s in theme, something that matches the dated clothes and decor.

Hmmm, what TV shows were popular?

[kerame.livejournal.com]

The Cosby Show?

No, for all of Anita's extreme sexxing, I think the first person of color she ever did was Raphael.

What are the odds on that? She should have hit every minority group including Pacific Islanders at this point.

[kerame.livejournal.com]

The only Asian man I can remember from the books is Shang Da, and he was the rare male with the good taste to despise Anita.

[hellozombies.livejournal.com]

Shang Da ftw.

I think he nearly tried to kill her once. Or was plotting it. Or something interesting like that. Of course, that was like...seven books ago or something.

[easol.livejournal.com]

That, combined with his nonwhiteness, explains why we haven't really seen him for awhile...

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

Werejaguar, maybe?

[atypia.livejournal.com]

What are the odds on that? She should have hit every minority group including Pacific Islanders at this point.

Thank god I had already put down my drink before I read that. I still can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!

[atypia.livejournal.com]

I still think a 90210 theme would be good. Nathaniel is Brandon when he's stripping. Of course now I can only remember the girls names....

[plum-arden.livejournal.com]

Brenda, Kelly and Donna.

Then we have Steve, David, and Dylan. Oh, and Tiffani Amber's character, Valerie.

I think it would be too funny if we submitted Dylan, since they were such good friends, and I totally doubt LKH would get it at all. :)

[easol.livejournal.com]

I'm for Dylan as well. Should the second name be something sort of naughty like Wood?

[atypia.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!! PERFECT.

Dylan Wood aka Jason aka Mr Right There

[no-ron.livejournal.com]

looool!
yeah. Dylan Wood be perfect! :p
but as far as i'm concerned, he could be Valerie as well..

[plum-arden.livejournal.com]

Dylan Wood is awesome! Or, since she won't get it anyway, we could be totally naughty and suggest Dylan Longwood. LOL I crack myself up.

[amamelina.livejournal.com]

Add my vote to either of those.

[atypia.livejournal.com]

Dylan would be perfect :D

[plum-arden.livejournal.com]

Dylan dated Brenda. Brenda was whiney, and all "it's all about me...me...me..." Yeah, Dylan's perfect. LOL

[atypia.livejournal.com]

It just gets better and better! :)

[stefflebug.livejournal.com]

I vote for Dylan too.

[x-trickster-x.livejournal.com]

Sell it on eBay and donate the money to Alzheimer's research to benefit a real author, the mighty Terry Pratchett?

I'm not sure about any suggestions yet but that's a really good idea =D

[amamelina.livejournal.com]

I feel so stupid. I didn't know that Terry Pratchett had/is getting/is fighting for a cure for Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's runs in my family, so I'd vote for this charity anyway.

Now I have to go out and buy more of the Diskworld series to support the great Mr. Pratchett.

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

Shane Hardrock? That sounds kind of porn starish to me.

[duchym.livejournal.com]

I am not good at coming up with clever names, but I love the idea of donating any money to alzheimer's research!

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

Doommate? Doomcock?
...OK, maybe she'd realize that those were jokes...

Hugh Dick, maybe?

Kwim S. Darknis? (Queen's Darkness)
Kiddo Plum?
Kalen Frost? OOOOOH, CROSSOVER!11!!!

Ebony Raven Dementia Dark'ness Way? :D

Dom Crow'tch? (Doomcrotch, pronounced oddly) (For further disguise, Don Crouch)

XD This is funnnnnnnnnnnnn...

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

I vote for Hugh Dick. It's very porn starish

[brightlyiburn.livejournal.com]

I must not be very good at this, because for some reason the first thing that popped into my head was Dakota Wise. So not pornish.

[tonights.livejournal.com]

I really want to give another vote for the "Alzheimer's research auction" idea. I think it's wonderful and fabulous and an all-around terrific idea.

[relmneiko.livejournal.com]

LOL, I vote charity as well.

How about something corny and French-sounding... Phillipe leGrande?

Though Ricky Magnum has a certain ring to it. ;D Ooh, I'm going to have to work on this!

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I vote for charity or Alzheimer's research auction.

Suggestions (anagrams of Jason Schuyler):

Lance Joysrush
Lasher Jouncys