Challenge #009: Jason's stripper name!

[pith]

Our deadline is unfortunately close, forced by LKH's own deadline, but c'est la vie. As stated in the blog, LKH, creative goddess that she is, can't think of a good stripper/stage name for Jason. So she's holding a contest. Yippee! (Or, in her words, yea!)

Thus, the challenge here is the same: give Jason a stripper name. Use a meme formula or an online generator or your brain, whatever you like.

How to play along: Send your submissions to lkh.lashoutsATgmail.com. Please send ONE EMAIL ONLY: unlike LKH, I don't want to drown in email. So wait until you have all your names ready, then send them off.

Deadline: January 10, 2008. I know it's close, but she's set a deadline of the 18th, and we need time for voting. Voting, you say? Aye. I'll gather up all the names, make a poll, and we'll have a group vote for which to submit.

What'll we do with the book if we win?: Again, we'll have a group vote. Destroy it? Sell it on eBay and donate the money to Alzheimer's research to benefit a real author, the mighty Terry Pratchett? If you have suggestions, pass those along too.

Who will submit the ideas to LKH and Co.? Ah, more fun! I'll use my address and one of my emails, since they already have my address anyway. But if you have a fun idea for a pseudonym, send that along with your submission. Or we could always send it via LKH_Lashouts, just so she feels some love. Again, suggestions in this area are welcome.

Warning notice of DOOM!: Please submit ideas ONLY if you are willing to share. I will not look kindly on anyone who submits a name then, if their name wins, goes "Oh, it was totally my name that won! I should get the book!" NO. Doesn't fly. If you legitimately want the book, enter on your own. If you're willing to have a bit of fun with the group, enter with us. Nuff said.

This post was hasty, so if I've forgotten anything, let me know.

Comments

[darkese.livejournal.com]

I don't even remember this Jason character other then he tried to have a sense of humor. Just another one dimensional dildo. Is he a wolf or a leopard?

[pith]

Sadly, I had to look it up to be sure. That's how bad the character overpopulation has become.

He's a werewolf.

http://louisabrown.net/Jason.htm

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

Poor Jason isn't getting love.

I'm confused...since when is Jason a stripper?

I'm still mourning the loss of his hair...

*kidnaps her Jason and flees*

[longtail.livejournal.com]

I think he pretty much always was. I'm not sure if he was at his very first appearance, but I think the first job that was mentioned he ever had was stripping...and being breakfast for JC.

BTW, your icon is hilarious!

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

o.O eh? I honestly don't remember him being a stripper. His first appearance was in Lunatic Cafe...He was in school at that point, IIRC.

and thanks, LOL. It's a lesson Richard really needs to learn.

[bludflower.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I think Jason started out stripping to put himself through school before quitting and being JC's pds full time. Something like that.

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

aaaah.

You can see how much plot I've retained...

[shalanar.livejournal.com]

He's the wolf that "took one for the team".

I actually really liked his character...until that moment.

[darkese.livejournal.com]

I know I was supposed to like his character - his easy going charm and wit but he was just soooo boring and I never found him charming or witty. I found him to be one step above frat boy. I found him ultimately forgettable which is probably worse than a character like Micah who is memorable for being so dull.

I did like that he seemed to escape the tragic past crap LKH heaps on her characters but it all caught up to him in Blood Noir. Now he was abused by his dad (I'm sure he was raped too).

[kerame.livejournal.com]

No character in the Anitaverse has ever been witty, no matter how many times LKH tells us they are.

[saucyirishlass.livejournal.com]

Now he was abused by his dad (I'm sure he was raped too).

Wait, what? When was this tidbit revealed? (And how did I somehow completely miss it...?)

[easol.livejournal.com]

I think it's just that everybody has been raped in the Anitaverse, as part of the requisite tragic past that only Whorenita can cure.

[cicipsychobunny.livejournal.com]

I think it's all being revealed in the next *shudders* novel-lite.

[saucyirishlass.livejournal.com]

Nevermind. I just found the post. See, this is why I need to sign into LJ when I come on Lashouts, 'cause I miss all the locked posts... o_0