Facebook flog - Jul 22 2014

[blogfloggery.livejournal.com]

Link: Jul 22 2014, 17:33
Disclaimer: This blog entry is verbatim, as originally posted on LKH's Facebook. Copyright belongs to Ma Petite Enterprises.

This is Champ, not the horse I rode today, but I'm dusting off a childhood dream & see if I still want that "pony". Family horse riding lessons.

Comments

[duamuteffe.livejournal.com]

God damn it. I try to avoid commenting on her personal life unless she's saying something racist or sexist, but if she takes up riding the way she half-asses her way through everything else and starts making ridiculous pronouncements about it I am going to have several conniptions.

[lliira (from livejournal.com)]

More details of LKH's self-absorbed wealthy lifestyle. Does she ever do anything for anyone else? Whatever, beyond the fact that it's myopic, it's boring.

[rodentfanatic.livejournal.com]

Not much to say except
1) That is a terribly constructed and terribly confusing sentence.
2) God I hope she doesn't get inspired for werehorses

[cygnusrex.livejournal.com]

Well hey (or is it hay in this case?), if she does, that's one more point toward the 'Bad Dragon duct-taped to a mop' description of her harem.

[lliira (from livejournal.com)]

Werestallions. HUGE penises. Bigger than Micah's, which might bring them up to a whole what, 4 inches?

Honestly, though, we talk a lot about fearing she'll be inspired to make some other weresomething, but the woman is fixated on big cats. I'm not sure she can get away from her big cat fetish for long enough to make new critters that aren't just big cats with differently-colored coats.

[rodentfanatic.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of surprised she's left pumas and cheetahs alone as long as she has...but I guess pumas are plain compared to the others by her standards, and she's already got two yellow-with-spot types (and it's all about the coats, as you said) so she sees no reason for the likes of THEM in her universe. And things like caracal just aren't well-known enough to ping her radar despite their awesomeness I guess.

(I actually really like the idea of wereungulates, especially horses, cervids, and big wild bovines like bison and gaur. Just...not from LKH.)

[jessica collett (from livejournal.com)]

I have a very short spitefic in my head right now of Anita trying to talk to werehorses, only they get really spooked, and kick her in the face before running away.

I'm sorry, it's simple and pretty cruel, but this just makes me laugh and laugh.

[ravens-shadow.livejournal.com]

I picture this as a comic strip in my head, and my day is made better. (With Jean-Claude and Nathaniel stifling giggles in the background.)

[jessica collett (from livejournal.com)]

hang on i think this is the best representation of this whole scenario

https://38.media.tumblr.com/e5d383e64ab45f4b341222a0d75c8cef/tumblr_n8l1idHfH91qdlh1io1_400.gif

[rodentfanatic.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA