Cerulean Sins review

[cicipsychobunny.livejournal.com]

At Reading By Moonslight, a brand-spanking-new pisstake-romance-novel-review blog, takes on Cerulean Sins:

Belle: I’ll explain later, Claire.

Niki, you naturally fail to recognise the Genius of this decision. Less page space dedicated to a more organic solution of problems raised earlier in the book means more page space dedicated to superbly realised vampire threesomes.

Short, sweet, hilarious, dialogue-format, can't wait for Darla to find it and think they're being serious.

Comments

[lucky-ninja.livejournal.com]

I am very disappointed that your review didn’t touch on the important themes of redemption and rebirth in this novel.

Did this commenter and I read the same book, or did I just completely miss something?

[athousandwinds.livejournal.com]

She's joking. Further down she refers to "interrogating the text from the wrong perspective", which is a direct quote from some of Anne Rice's batshit.

[lucky-ninja.livejournal.com]

Oops.

If you need me, I'll be riding the Failboat. -_-