I cheered, I LOL'd, I cried (from laughter), I give this blogflog two thumbs up, fine holiday fun. It is truly full of awesome.
Also spot fucking on.
I… I…she…. used "whetted" instead of "wetted". I…. okay, who slipped her a dictionary when I wasn't looking?
Woah. Woah.
... hey, maybe if we get her mad enough, she's start using the dictionary on a regular basis.
Also, I just wanna put out there -- yeah, belonging to a slam-blog can be seen as trivial and petty. Talking shit about a published author I've never met? Where the hell do I get off, right?
To which I respond, like the mature individual I am: she started it.
I was content to leave her books on the shelf and never look back. I didn't understand her choices and thought her a loon, but hey, some of my best friends are total loons. I didn't pitch fits.
Until her infamous "now I will shut down the Guestbook" rant appeared on Fandom Wank.
Suddenly LKH was bashing me, a reader who thought her books were full of pointless smut and meandering prose, calling me a prude and a Puritan all other kinds of fighting words. So yeah, I popped corn and pulled up a chair to watch the meltdown and trade commentary.
Lesson for LKH: if you don't want to be caught up in fights, stop picking them.
Oh, and I stopped reading your books because they were boring, you self-righteous ass. Take that and stick it in your comfort zone.
"Oh, and they shower." -- AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Date: 2006-12-31 05:18 am (UTC)Also spot fucking on.
I… I…she…. used "whetted" instead of "wetted". I…. okay, who slipped her a dictionary when I wasn't looking?
Woah. Woah.
... hey, maybe if we get her mad enough, she's start using the dictionary on a regular basis.
Also, I just wanna put out there -- yeah, belonging to a slam-blog can be seen as trivial and petty. Talking shit about a published author I've never met? Where the hell do I get off, right?
To which I respond, like the mature individual I am: she started it.
I was content to leave her books on the shelf and never look back. I didn't understand her choices and thought her a loon, but hey, some of my best friends are total loons. I didn't pitch fits.
Until her infamous "now I will shut down the Guestbook" rant appeared on Fandom Wank.
Suddenly LKH was bashing me, a reader who thought her books were full of pointless smut and meandering prose, calling me a prude and a Puritan all other kinds of fighting words. So yeah, I popped corn and pulled up a chair to watch the meltdown and trade commentary.
Lesson for LKH: if you don't want to be caught up in fights, stop picking them.
Oh, and I stopped reading your books because they were boring, you self-righteous ass. Take that and stick it in your comfort zone.