And the Joy Keeps Spreading
Jul. 7th, 2007 03:16 pmFirst time poster here, previous lurker. Love the commentary here in this community. It seems the deserved ridicule heaped upon LKH is spreading even among the professional writing community. I have an excerpt here I came across from Michelle Rowen's recently published paranormal effort titled "Fanged and Fabulous" that left me howling (pun intended).
On page 214, she writes (no setup required) -
"First of all don't freak out." Mr Naked said. "it's me Barkley."
"Barley?" My eyes widened. "The dog?"
"Werewolf," he corrected and absently scratched behind his ear.
I gaped at him. "You have got to be kidding."
"No, not kidding. Thought I was stuck this way forever . . . but boom here I am. What do you know?"
"Yeah," I glanced at George half-naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his . . . nothing. A vampire and a werewolf.
I shook my head. It was obvious. I was having one of my Anita Blake dreams again.
Gotta love it.
On page 214, she writes (no setup required) -
"First of all don't freak out." Mr Naked said. "it's me Barkley."
"Barley?" My eyes widened. "The dog?"
"Werewolf," he corrected and absently scratched behind his ear.
I gaped at him. "You have got to be kidding."
"No, not kidding. Thought I was stuck this way forever . . . but boom here I am. What do you know?"
"Yeah," I glanced at George half-naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his . . . nothing. A vampire and a werewolf.
I shook my head. It was obvious. I was having one of my Anita Blake dreams again.
Gotta love it.
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Date: 2007-07-07 07:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-07 07:49 pm (UTC)I'ts funny how Anita Blake has become one of those things where you can just say the name and everyone gets the joke.
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Date: 2007-07-07 08:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-07 09:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-08 12:51 am (UTC)I'll bet that wasn't menat as a compliment, now was it? *snicker*