I can't BELIEVE I missed a Labyrinth reference! *smacks forehead* Bowie does indeed have the ORIGINAL crotch of doom, and I'd seriously pee myself if he showed up in St. Louis. He would rebuff Anita's cheesy advances by screaming, "I move the stars for NO ONE!" and hurling a crystal ball at her face.
...Oh. Em. Gee.
I was doing okay until here, and then I hit "I move the stars for NO ONE!" and laughed so hard I choked.
Huzzah, my friend.
...Also huzzah to the Sweet Valley High. I was fucking raised on that crap, bless its heart. Oh, the memories...
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Date: 2008-01-29 12:09 am (UTC)...Oh. Em. Gee.
I was doing okay until here, and then I hit "I move the stars for NO ONE!" and laughed so hard I choked.
Huzzah, my friend.
...Also huzzah to the Sweet Valley High. I was fucking raised on that crap, bless its heart. Oh, the memories...