(one side of mythical conversation a sane person might have in that household)
Laurell, hun, they were kidding. No, REALLY, they were kidding. They didn't actually mean you should call it that.
Snark. Yes, like wit and sarcasm combined. They were snarking at you.
No, this is not generally considered a good thing. Probably not actual fans, no.
Yes, hun, call the publisher. Have them name it something other than oral sex. Yes, that phone, there, with the numbers. No, I'm sorry, I don't have a dial one, just touchtone. Fine. Tell me the number and I'll dial, you talk. Into the handset, yes. No, I don't have one of those cone things you talk into. No. No. JUST TALK DAMMIT!
Jon, you can use a computer, please find a route that DOESN'T take you by the local XXX theater when she practices with the Foose.
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Date: 2008-01-10 08:49 am (UTC)Laurell, hun, they were kidding. No, REALLY, they were kidding. They didn't actually mean you should call it that.
Snark. Yes, like wit and sarcasm combined. They were snarking at you.
No, this is not generally considered a good thing. Probably not actual fans, no.
Yes, hun, call the publisher. Have them name it something other than oral sex. Yes, that phone, there, with the numbers. No, I'm sorry, I don't have a dial one, just touchtone. Fine. Tell me the number and I'll dial, you talk. Into the handset, yes. No, I don't have one of those cone things you talk into. No. No. JUST TALK DAMMIT!
Jon, you can use a computer, please find a route that DOESN'T take you by the local XXX theater when she practices with the Foose.