New Flirt description

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Flirt - Laurell K. Hamilton
Berkley, Feb 2010, $23.95
ISBN: 9780425235676

Wealthy business man Mr. Tony Bennington enters the office of Anita Blake, vampire executioner and zombie reanimator. Grieving for the loss of his beloved wife, he asks her to reanimate her so they can be together again. She explains to her potential client that the individual who crossed over will not be the same person who returns. He begs her, but though sympathizing with him and wanting to say yes, she knows the consequences as the love of Tony’s life will not come back the way he thinks. She continues to say no.

A few days later, Anita is at a restaurant when were-lions Nicky and Jacob join her. They are hired thugs who are to kidnap Anita in order to force her to bring back Mr. Bennington’s wife. They explain why she should cooperate as her shapeshifting boyfriends are hostages. Anita gives them her weapons as she accompanies them to their lair. Although telepathically asking for help and being blocked by a witch from communicating, she now knows she will work this one alone as her loved ones are at stake.

Although a short novel, Flirt is Laurell K. Hamilton at her very best as it packs quite an emotional wallop from the moment a grieving Bennington begs her for help and that keeps the angst level high. Also keeping the tension level high is the heroine’s love for her mates as she fights with all her strength and powers to end this High Moon confrontation. Throughout this tale the passions run stratospheric yet the plot is loaded with action as Anita must contend with powerful hooligan shapeshifters and their boss if she is to keep her boyfriends safe and not cause collateral damage; all she needs is a plan to deploy as she is buying time, but nothing else.

- Harriet Klausner


First off, I'm sad that this small book is going to be $25, though I realize it will likely be hardback. Blurgh. I hate when books that are basically half the size of a normal book, yet still cost the same as said normal books.

Secondly, dwg and I have been giggling over the clumsy writing of this description, and reading it all wrong because we're both barely conscious. We were originally reading that the were-lions who kidnapped Anita were doing so to get their boyfriends back. Yay gay were-lions! No wait, that's not right. Booo. Also, if Anita's shapeshifting boyfriends are taken hostage, doesn't that leave her vampire boyfriends free and clear?

Then, of course, I start hoping that this is some secret plan of Jean-Claude's to get rid of Anita. He's probably behind this whole thing, and none of her shapeshifting boyfriends are even in any danger. He was just having her kidnapped and made powerless so he could get some time to himself. He just wanted to giggle with Asher and braid each other's hair and go, "No, YOU close YOUR coffin first! No, you! NO, you!" Insert giggling here.

The most amusing part is that all she needs is a plan to deploy as she is buying time, but nothing else. NOTHING ELSE! She doesn't need execute that plan, which is no surprise. She never executes anything anymore, despite her fancy nickname. Once she's come up with a plan, the bad guys will be so scared off by her mental prowess, they'll just run screaming into the night.

And, on top of all that, I still see no reason for this book to be called Flirt.