but you cannot just put something in your writing! Writing does not speak for itself! You only have uberscary ebild00m if you -tell- people you have uberscary ebild00m in your head.
Otherwise people won't know just how bad it is and that what's on paper is nothing because you're being nice and not showing them the very superuberscary ebild00m that's really there.
People eating each other's faces and playing with intestines is only scary if you tell peole it's not as scary as what you could have written. See?
It makes it all much easier if you get business cards printed up:
Your Name, purveyor of uberscary doomladen prose to horrify the prosaic masses since Year of Birth.
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Date: 2006-04-18 06:39 pm (UTC)Otherwise people won't know just how bad it is and that what's on paper is nothing because you're being nice and not showing them the very superuberscary ebild00m that's really there.
People eating each other's faces and playing with intestines is only scary if you tell peole it's not as scary as what you could have written. See?
It makes it all much easier if you get business cards printed up:
Your Name, purveyor of uberscary doomladen prose to horrify the prosaic masses since Year of Birth.