I always struggle to do literary sex justice. To make it as real as possible on paper.
This calls for an "Ahh! My eyes! These goggles do nuh-zing!"
Seriously, who's she kidding? Midget nun porn is probably more realistic. My SPAM email is more realistic, and eloquent. At least that's got all teh b4d 5p3l1ign of teh pr0n so it's not trying to masquerade as literature.
Shit, man, just give Anita a vibrator and let the boys have some time off to recover.
But as for music selection, I'd also suggest Closer by Nine Inch Nails, User Friendly and Slutgarden by Marilyn Manson, Thinking of You by A Perfect Circle, World of Sleaze and I Sucked A Lot Of Cock To Get Where I Am by Regurgitator -- but I like all those songs and don't want to feel any more grimy with the knowledge that she'd like them.
Though, Cake and Sodomy should be a no-brainer. Part of my perverse little brain wants to send her Detachable Penis by King Missile.
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Date: 2005-03-23 05:37 am (UTC)This calls for an "Ahh! My eyes! These goggles do nuh-zing!"
Seriously, who's she kidding? Midget nun porn is probably more realistic. My SPAM email is more realistic, and eloquent. At least that's got all teh b4d 5p3l1ign of teh pr0n so it's not trying to masquerade as literature.
Shit, man, just give Anita a vibrator and let the boys have some time off to recover.
But as for music selection, I'd also suggest Closer by Nine Inch Nails, User Friendly and Slutgarden by Marilyn Manson, Thinking of You by A Perfect Circle, World of Sleaze and I Sucked A Lot Of Cock To Get Where I Am by Regurgitator -- but I like all those songs and don't want to feel any more grimy with the knowledge that she'd like them.
Though, Cake and Sodomy should be a no-brainer. Part of my perverse little brain wants to send her Detachable Penis by King Missile.
"So I memorise the words to the porno movies..."