omg. *throws confetti* This wins everything forever. Also now I'm going to go into these books with the mind that they're nothing but a string of Texts From Last Night. It's the only thing that makes sense.
You know her ex will keep showing up at the store despite being asked to leave and never come back because he doesn't respect her and her coffee choices. There's a photo up on the wall and a DO NOT SERVE, REMOVE FROM STORE on a post-it. All the other baristas think he's an okay kinda dude and generally find her reaction to him terrible no matter if he's there alone, with his friends, people he works with, or *GASP* A GIRLFRIEND. He keeps thinking that they can be civil and time and again SEXY BARISTANITA keeps proving him wrong. He makes the mistake of mentioning that he's seeing a therapist to figure out how to keep things positive between them and she mistakes this as he's in therapy to deal with his irrational issues of how he's forever in love with her and can never, ever find anyone that will make him happy like she does. She takes this as a sign to hit on him at every opportunity and tries to drag him into the back room for a nooner, never mind that the lunch rush is on and there's like eighty people waiting for drinks.
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Date: 2014-01-13 07:44 am (UTC)You know her ex will keep showing up at the store despite being asked to leave and never come back because he doesn't respect her and her coffee choices. There's a photo up on the wall and a DO NOT SERVE, REMOVE FROM STORE on a post-it. All the other baristas think he's an okay kinda dude and generally find her reaction to him terrible no matter if he's there alone, with his friends, people he works with, or *GASP* A GIRLFRIEND. He keeps thinking that they can be civil and time and again SEXY BARISTANITA keeps proving him wrong. He makes the mistake of mentioning that he's seeing a therapist to figure out how to keep things positive between them and she mistakes this as he's in therapy to deal with his irrational issues of how he's forever in love with her and can never, ever find anyone that will make him happy like she does. She takes this as a sign to hit on him at every opportunity and tries to drag him into the back room for a nooner, never mind that the lunch rush is on and there's like eighty people waiting for drinks.