Hey, New Meat Here!

[sarcastic666.livejournal.com]

I'll just get straight to the point. I've never posted here before, but I've been watching this community for quite some time and couldn't resist finally lamenting and joining offically. I apologize beforehand, because I'm probably sticking to the thingers that mostly everyone else who has joined has already picked up before, but bare with me ...

Oh, God! Kill me now.

I am such a hypocrite. Swung by B&N for two hours today and actually sat down to read through the first 9 chapters. I bought DM to see if anything had changed.

So far I've caught myself rolling my eyes at least twice over the fact that of course everybody's attention is centered on only Anita. No, don't pay attention the whole swathe of Mer-People that no one outside of the likes of shapeshifters has ever seen before in LKH's world. We simply must, seeing as how Auggie reaffirmed this notion by stating, "When you were with Thea and Thomas [her freakin' son!], every man in the room was riveted. We wanted you. Wanted to touch you in a way that is rare [for us hormone driven men. Yeah ... riiiiight]. Watching two creatures formed of desire, and it was not the pale beauty most eyes watched, Anita. It was the dark." A.K.A. 'Nita is 'da shit and outshines celestial sirens any day. Grr, not even more than 50 pages in the book and we're already gloating over the fact that a room full of masters and their servants alike, wanted to rip off their pants and dry hump Anita's leg.

Damn, for being a "girl-next-door-pretty", Anita sure makes out well. Wish I looked as "ordinary" as her. But hey, I haven't read all the way through yet, and there have been hints [as much as I'm begrudgged to admit] that the arduer causes men to flock straight to your Crotch of Doom and the simple touch of your skin is addictive. What-EVA.

Soooooo, to close this up ... This is a lovely community. Please, everyone, nourish it with your LKH raves and narks for all eternity. Lord knows her books deserve it.

Comments

[sarcastic666.livejournal.com]

Exactly, that's a good beta should do. Thankfully I've never beta-ed for someone who twists it to make their character sound that perfect. [Only OOC-ness gets to me ... You notice how Anita blushes at least six times in DM?]But apparently LKH's editors have no qualms whatsoever about how everyone opperates in 'Nita's world. ::shrugs:: Really? Did you just coast around and watch the community for a couple of weeks before joining? ^_^ Guess you've done your strain of venting already? I know what you mean about being put off by LKH's spiraling plot massacre. She lost me 'round NiC.

Oh! It's probably posted in the Rules for joining or something of that caliber, huh? I'm so sorry. Thanks for the warning. However, I've never actually done a cut before. But I'll take note of that.

[ambrmerlinus.livejournal.com]

Damn, for being a "girl-next-door-pretty", Anita sure makes out well. Wish I looked as "ordinary" as her.

Me too. XD

[sarcastic666.livejournal.com]

Spankyou for the comment. Sorry, I kind of just blurted out that bit without thinking. Lol, this is sad ... We're bonding over the fact that we wished we as hot as a fictional character. :B

[ambrmerlinus.livejournal.com]

Three cheers for creepy internet bonding! :D

[pith]

Modly: All spoilers, especially those for more recent books, must be placed behind an LJ-cut. Please edit your post accordingly. Thanks!

[sarcastic666.livejournal.com]

Thank you for telling me. I'm sorry if that bugged anyone. I should have been more cautious just in case people who surfed around here haven't actually read it. As I've already stated before in an above post, I promise that I'll take note of it and do an LJ-cut next time.

Sorries for the spoiler slip!

[ladyravana.livejournal.com]

DEADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hugs* You've joined here! Welcome, welcome! Glad to have ya!

Have fun in the comm, hellpup! ;)

[sarcastic666.livejournal.com]

RED! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

::huggles back and spins around:: Yeppers, I finally have. Been watching this community for a couple weeks now. ::taps chin:: Actually I think it's been more like a month. Sweet. Of course, if you guys are willing to take me in ...

Aww, sure thang chickie-doodle. Who wouldn't while doing a few casual LKH bashing posts along the way? ^_@

[dracoliciousss.livejournal.com]

*sneaks back in from long absence long enough to laugh hysterically at the use of "funbags"* as always you crack me upppp!

oh and welcome sarcastic666

[dracoliciousss.livejournal.com]

my laptop is just out of commission :( I'm working from my brother's desktop now, so i'll be a busy bee catching up with chapters ~~

[sarcastic666.livejournal.com]

::bows:: Thanks for the welcoming dracoliciousss! Looking forward to reading and participating in the rants that'll put 'Nita-the-Nympho's self-philosophizing ass to shame.

[sarcastic666.livejournal.com]

Well, shit. That just sums it up, huh? And yes ... the word "funbags" definitely seems to have it's appeal. ^-^ I laughed at that bittle wit ...

::waves:: Yellow! And heck yes, chickie-doodle. People would have to be moronic to stumble upon this site and not wuv it immediately. ::tips hat:: Glad to make your aquaintance and thank you for the input!

Re: IGNORE THE T.M.I., PLZ. :D

[sarcastic666.livejournal.com]

"she started talking very loudly about how I was a disgrace to the female race because all men were pigs and I supported chauvinism and I was a coward who was doomed to be raped in a dark alley or something because I WOULDN'T READ THE PAMPHLET, OH NOES!"

Oh. Wowzers ... :: blinks and wipes away tears:: That is an epic to never forget. And only at 15? Damn chick, you were on a roll even then. There's no way you could be making this up. You can't fabricate situations like that. Spankyou for the cautionary tale of Pamphlet Weilding Nazis that resinate 'round the local fair ::dies of laughter:: Oh, and I'm sorry that your stuffing-thy-face-with-carmel-apples expidenture never happened. Don't you hate that those silly bitches cost at least $6?

Re: IGNORE THE T.M.I., PLZ. :D

[sarcastic666.livejournal.com]

Jesuschristbananas. Waving that pamphlet in your face must have scared the crap out of you, huh? Lol ... it makes you think that when you're blessed to be born as another smartass to join the legions, you must keep up with reality so as you can renick on these experiences at a later time.

And yes, no one should be feel that they have the say as to whether or not someone should be singled out because of their preferences or gender. But, if someone talks shit about yo' momma or suga' daddy, all you think is ... 'Oh, it's on bitch!' and your natural Mortal Combat skills pop out at you ::shrugs:: Those are just the thoughts and instincts that comes to oneself almost as if they, themselves are reflexes. You're not alone chickie-doodle.

Oh Maa Gosh! I have never threatened a booth salesdude/ salesdudette like, EVER! Firstly, it's immoral and unjust and deeply frowned upon by the normal society of good sumaritans that plague this globe like the usage of itsy bisty yellow poka-dot bikini's plague beaches all over the world ... Which leads me to this question ...

Sooooo, was it fun?

Yes. The stick. Must be, for no right imbecile would pay such fees for an apple drizzled over with carmel that goes straight to the thighs, and walnuts that do their part in the weight scale. The conspiracy is solved. ::bows and shakes hands:: I commend thee ...

Hey, handsomspeck ... I know this is going to sound completely out of the blue, but would it be okay if I 'friended' you? I don't normally do this, and in no way am I doing this to get more 'friends' onto my 'friends list,' because 'friending' you for no reason is just plain illogical, so please don't think that. But [I hope you don't mind that I scoped out] your site, and we seem to have a lot of the same interests. [Eeek ... this is starting to sound like a pick up message ... O.o]

It didn't feel proper to go over to your site [which is awe-some BTW] and invade, and I wasn't to giddy about filtering this through the lkh_lashout community either, but if I'm annoying the crap out of you, I apologize ahead of time, and please feel free to tell me so, or completely ignore, I. Get it all the time. Either way, it was nice meeting you just as well as chatting w/ everyone else here. 'Gonna go read the rest of the posts at the site, now ...