Incubus Dreams Countdown

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So for a joke birthday present, I'm going through the copy of my friends' Incubus Dreams and sticky-noting mistakes, repetition, etc. etc. Now I am EXACTLY halfway through the thing/abomination/paperweight and:

Anita has so far had 10 sexual encounters (incl. heavy groping, oragasms, etc. if not actual sex)
9 new characters have appeared/been mentioned
Has mentioned Nathaniel smelling of Vanilla 5 times
Has had the ardeur rise (for one reason or another) 4 times
Anita has gained 3 new powers
Has had 2 psychic vampire attacks, from which she has had to raise the ardeur to defeat and/or recover.

Meanwhile:
She has gone to 1 crime scene
Raised 1 zombie
Gone to work once (during which she had sex in her office)

I'd also like to point out that LKH has described Damien's eyes as "emerald pools" as well them filling with "fire". The two tell-tale signs of a Mary-Sue on ff.net.

I'm hoping that I can get a full Incubus Dreams countdown when I finally finish the whole book.