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[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

We all know that the art for the comics is special. I happened to pop over the the Dabel Brothers site, and what do I find but this belated Valentines Day themed gift idea. That's right, signed (if you'r one of the first 25 buyers) vampire-stripper posters! Because everybody wants to have that on their wall. Merchandising, Merchandising, Merchandising. I'm just waiting for Anita Blake: The Breakfast Cereal - real wholesome goodness with special fruit flavor.

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[cookie-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oh...my...

[sevariusjr.livejournal.com]

I would like to meet every single individual who buys the first 25 of them, so that I could openly mock them to their face.

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

mon dieu, that is hideous. i can't even say anything that mean about it, it speaks for itself.

[rinkori.livejournal.com]

That poster's color scheme is so hideous. Lemon yellow plus gray does not an otherworldly atmosphere make. The hair is just ... I don't even know.

Besides, wasn't Aubrey just a hypnotist, not a stripper?

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

I don't think so, it sounds too interesting. I'm pretty sure that he was one of the acts that Anita so self-rightously interrrupted at Guilty Pleasures.

[rinkori.livejournal.com]

I seem to remember him being the one that hypnotizes Catherine in GP, but I don't have my copy handy, so... I dunno. I don't think he was ever introduced again.

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

*shrug* I'm going from memory too. I'd easily buy that enver introduced again bit - 'cause that would be like continuity and that would be bad. O_O /sarcasm

[sweetpirate.livejournal.com]

I think she killed him, since he'd be able to call Catherine anytime he wanted after hypnotizing her.


PS, what the hell is directly behind him? It kinda looks like the handle for a teapot...

[nicbemused.livejournal.com]

That vampire is clearly gay. Yucky, but also clearly gay.

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

Aw Christ, I was drinking. *retches*

[shadwing.livejournal.com]

Okay they have done pretty much everything but put this book on the corner with hourly rates...what the hell? I can think of several titles that deserve this kind of pimping...Manhunter from DC Comics anyone? But not this book.

[ainjul.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is he doing with his arm all up in the air? and the hair swirl.... what?

[frabjously.livejournal.com]

Your icon is so appropriate.

[quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com]

He makes me wanna sing "Private Dancer" in a really sleazy voice.

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

3>'s you*

[nightangel486.livejournal.com]

*barfs*

[quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com]

GET THE HELL AWAY AND TURN DOWN THE GLOW LAMP ON YOUR WEAVE ZOMG

. . . do you know how long it took me to recover from this giggle-fit? My husband wandered away from World of WarCraft to check on me.

[slayra.livejournal.com]

Ok that is seriously creepy. And they were aiming for what? Sexy? Clues here! Hire gorgeous models and get them better leather. Damn, that's awful. My innocence is lost.

[x-trickster-x.livejournal.com]

Okay, why the hell would I want that hideous thing on my wall?

[ladyblue99.livejournal.com]

OH god, please tell me will it stop!!!!! *bangs head on table*
Gee thanks, now I have to go wash my eyes with some good quality porn. Once again LKH manages to rape my mind.....

Breakfast cereal *snerk*

Fade to close up of two boys...

"Hey Timmy what ya eating??"
"ooo I'm eating Anita Blake Cereal, it comes in lots of flavors... My favorite is Cherry!!! And guess what Billy there's a prize in every box!!! This one came with a G-string!!"
"Wow Timmy I wish I had some AB Cereal"

I'm sorry but that is just too much. AB cereal *lol*

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

*chuckling* The adult breakfast cereal. I can so see that too. Posable Aubrey, the vampire-stripper action figure.

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

Egads! I think having that poster in my room would give me nightmares... and not because it's so spooky, if you catch my drift.

[frabjously.livejournal.com]

There's something hideously wrong with how his left arm is drawn. Look carefully at it. Could it be that it is WIDER THAN HIS ACTUAL FACE??

[cicipsychobunny.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE SWEET EVERLOVING F*CK?

That being said, I will gift Internet Cookies to anyone who can find a *positive* comment about this on Livejournal. Or anywhere.

[ravenhaley.livejournal.com]

So is he the new piece of meat for the porn movie?

Hornita Flake: Vampire Humper