A day of lulz

[zombiexbunny.livejournal.com]

As my first post to the community, I seriously hope this isn't a repeat post :)

I was reading through the older posts when I ran across a discussion about the Anne Rice fiasco on Amazon.com. Following the links, I ran across something that is just...well...too damn funny not to share.

http://www.likesbooks.com/ppp20032.html#anita


Here's a snippet...


I stopped by Micah's place and was greeted at the door by his enormous member. Of course, Micah himself was still in the bedroom. So I yelled to him that I had arrived, and he replied, "Come". Those were exactly the words I longed to hear. I leapt upon his huge throbbing hunk of meat. I felt him enter me inch by inch. I could feel the hard fullness of him filling me, filling me to the brim, filling me as only a man the size of a minivan could. When it came time to leave, I tried to kiss him goodbye, but I couldn't reach his mouth with his enormous dick in the way.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Teh Harlequinn

[ladymina.livejournal.com]

Word by word - or well quote by quote snark of the new chapter of the harlequin (nice spelling btw)
http://www.laurellkhamilton.org/Anita/TheHarlequinChapterSix.html

LKH in Bold me in plain
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[knomey.livejournal.com]

I've been meaning to post this for awhile now, from the LKH forums, in the Answered Questions section.

Oh, Laurell. Or Darla. Or whoever.

So as far as I can see, 'Mary Sue' is banned from the boards, and Laurell - I think? - has stated that Anita is NOT a Mary Sue. However, It's easy to see why a message board mod would ban the use of 'Mary Sue'. Because then, she wouldn't have to face up to term when she goes ahead and proves everyone's point.

WHY a character envisions herself a certain way, and WHY a character chose to take a particular major in college are fundamental building blocks of characterization. These details? These are the things that make your character a separate person from you.

That being said, why did Anita take preternatural biology in school? And why did she envision herself as a sort of preternatural Jane Goodall?

Well.

"Mostly that reflects Laurell's interest. She had duel degrees in biology and english."

I can see it now.

Richard: This is a nice nature walk, like the ones we used to take when we were dating and acting less insane.
Anita: I agree.
Richard: So. Why did you want to become a biologist, anyways.
Anita: Oh. Because Laurell wanted to.
Richard: W... uh. Who's Laurell?
Anita: Fuck if I know. DING DING DING. That's the ardeur! Take off your pants.

A little bit of LOL

[spoiled-saint.livejournal.com]

I don't think anybody noticed this laugh-out-loud part of the chapter. I'd put it in a comment or something, but I really believe it deserves its own post.

( Spoilers for The Halrequin )

Spoiled_Saint :-)