Jul. 9th, 2007

[identity profile] easol.livejournal.com
Which was just posted on amazon.com. It doesn't bother much with the story, as with the adaptation and the artwork, which I personally found... well, just read if you want my thoughts, perchance. And be relatively gentle with me, because this is only a first draft -- any constructive criticism will be hugged and tucked in with a teddy bear.

PS. Edited.

Title: Guilty!
Ranking: 2 Stars


Once upon a time, before the Anita Blake series became cheap porn with well-endowed vampires and werethingies, there was "Guilty Pleasures."

And like many a successful fantasy/horror novel before it, Laurell K. Hamilton's breakout story has been adapted into graphic novel form, with "Guilty Pleasures, Vol. 1" compiling the first six issues. The results... are mixed. It comes across as a goth teen's daydreams, wrapped in indifferent artwork that doesn't seem quite to match the storyline.

The story: Anita Blake is a vampire hunter and an animator, able to raise zombies from the dead. She also isn't too fond of vampires or weres, though St. Louis is swarming with them. So when a vampire comes to hire her, she turns him down. But at a bachelorette party, she soon finds herself hip-deep in vampire politics -- and a dangerous enemy who is trying to kill her.

Things only get more complicated when she ends up facing the Master of the City, the deceptively childlike Nikolaos, and a dungeon full of wererats. To find who is offing vampires in St. Louis, she'll need to relax her "no vamps" rule -- and join forces with the mysterious, seductive Jean-Claude.

The graphic novel is pretty faithful to the original novel, sticking closely to the storyline of the original novel -- lots of lines like "You don't have to be undead to be evil, but it helps." Stacie M. Ritchie and then Jess Ruffner provide some pretty good adaptation of the first-person dialogue, which is never easy.

But... a big but...

A graphic novel is more than its words -- it's art too. Brett Booth has done some great artwork in the past, but he doesn't seem to have his heart in this one. It's decent artwork, admittedly -- bright colours, detail, well-drawn in general. It's the little details that make it silly, including the mangaish illustrations (Anita's GIANT lips) in a realistically-drawn comic.

In fact, these become more prominent as the comic proceeds. Often the action described doesn't match the illustrations (while thinking, "I'm not a coward," Anita huddles down and wrings her hands). And we get other visual quirks, like giant thick thighs -- they pop up on lots of people like Anita and the rat king, but Madge's enormous thunder thighs (each is thicker than her waist) are the funniest thing in the whole book.

Anita Blake herself is the most comically drawn -- she's as pale as an albino, except she has ridiculously flowing curly hair; it's always falling coyly over her eyes, and occasionally it drapes itself a good six inches in front of her face. Perhaps as a reflection of Booth's own mood, she also always looks bored -- even when she's supposed to be screaming with terror, she looks like she's yawning.

Nor does it help that Jean-Claude looks exactly like a breastless Anita, right down to the albino skin and artificially flowing hair. The other characters don't fare that well either: Bert looks like a blond Frankenstein's Monster, Philip looks like he's covered with herpes, Edward looks like a perv, and Nikolaos looks like a Disney heroine, which I don't think was the intention.

"Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter: Guilty Pleasures" takes on a fairly amusing book, and transforms it into a tepid graphic novel. Interesting for completists, but an exercise in lackluster art for all others.
[identity profile] lyndenlaura.livejournal.com
Slightly off-topic, but I'm curious to see if anyone else has read this book. 

So on my monthly foray to Barnes and Noble, I picked up a book called Key to Conflict, by Talia Gryphon.  Nifty cover, the premise looks promising, but there on the cover is a quote from LKH.  Not even a positive quote, just one that says "a unique idea in the paranormal genre."

I go home, open the book, look at the dedication and see that the author thanks Laurell "for taking her under her wing" and Darla (Darla's her line editor apparently.  I should have put the book away right then).

That's fine.  That doesn't necessarily mean we're going to have an Anita wannabe Mary Sue.  I start to read.

This has to be the craziest bowl of crazy I've ever read.  The heroine is annoying, whiny, and bitchy.  We're constantly told that she's this world-famous psychologist and decorated marine (she's only 26, mind) who's self-sufficient and well-respected (told, being the key word here), yet she's always having the big bad vampires/shifters/elves/ghosts (who all make her "panties wet" and are madly in love with her) bail her out. 

There's even a shoutout to LKH in there.  In this book, Laurell is "highly respected among the fae because of her Merry Gentry series".  After reading that, I threw up a little in my mouth.

What's worse than reading degenerated LKH?  Reading published material by fangirls of degenerated LKH. 
[identity profile] gweneth-syeira.livejournal.com
First posting *blink* I think? Yeah. So uhhh, please don't kill me if I do anything wrong in this posting. But I'm struggling through The Harlequin and upon hitting chapter 17, I couldn't help but shake the feeling that LKH's ever so unoriginal pee-brained mind of bestest thoughts eva is making an attempt to not only steal from other vampire-fantasy related works....but now sci-fi?

Captain James T. Kirk Anita Blake ... oh wow. Little Anita.

Beam Me Up, Scotty before the cooch does )

And yeah, I'm sorry Kirk, but omg! DUDE! Anita is Kirk; only her problem is she can't get enough humpage compared to Kirk's little problem of always losing his shirt

Fandoms are no longer sacred!

*shuts up and goes back to stuffing face with raspberry chip royal ice cream*

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