Blogflog: Behave yourselves
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lkh_lashoutsLink: http://blog.laurellkhamilton.org/2007/04/behave-yourselves.html
LKH in bold.
If it's a novel-lite then I have to stay on target and not throw in so many tangential mysteries.
To be fair, I haven't read Micah. But from what I've heard, its problems do not stem from "tangential mysteries". Rather, it seems to suffer from Penis Overcompensation Syndrome (which conveniently has the same acronym as Piece Of Shit).
If it's a novel than I can throw in anything I want including the bathroom sink.
In which case "anything" does not include the following: plot, substance, decent grammar and punctuation, character development, etc. Wow. I never realized "anything" excluded so many things!
Although I'm worried about the bathroom sink. I mean, I was the person who inflicted Micah fucking the bathtub upon the world. What if I gave her ideas? *cringes*
What is this novel/ novel-lite idea about? You really want to know? If I tell you, do you promise not to bug Darla and the other board moderators.
My initial response was "Gag me with a wooden spoon", which yes, I know is horribly outdated. We aren't 5. I certainly hope Kindergarteners aren't reading her tripe. Then we're going to have an entire sexually-demented generation on our hands. Eeek.
But I like this rabbit. I like it very much. It was fun to write and it was quick. Quick like a bunny is a good sign.
Much like "Eat that, Dr. Bush", this mocks itself, really. It's so considerate of her to do our work for us. It gives us time for real Internet use, so we can read porn that is good and free, unlike hers, which is insipid and expensive.
If you promise not to pester people about when it will come out, because they won't know, or for details, which they won't have, I'll tell you what the idea is about. Do you promise? Really, promise?
I imagine this is the cutesy voice she uses with her dogs. And probably Jon. Honestly, though, does she expect a reply? Are "the majority" going to flood her e-mail and say "Oh, please, Laurell, we'll be ever so good! Please tell us!" It's like… bad movie dominatrixes, where you can tell the actresses think that all they have to do is wear a corset and flick a whip and they're good to go.
I should have known Jason was talking hard in my head when I purposefully tried not to use his mug this morning.
Does anyone else have horrible visions of her kitchen? With sections in the cupboards, and little labels saying this is Doyle's bowl and Jason's cup and Nathaniel's vanilla extract and Asher's aloe vera and so on? Yikes.
That, and I had an icky rendition of "Talk Dirty to Me" invoked by that. Talk harder to me, Jason! Harder! Make it hurt! Oh! OHHHHH! Harder! Harder, please! Fill my brain! OHHHHH YESSSSS!
Excuse me. I'm going to wash out my brain now.
LKH in bold.
If it's a novel-lite then I have to stay on target and not throw in so many tangential mysteries.
To be fair, I haven't read Micah. But from what I've heard, its problems do not stem from "tangential mysteries". Rather, it seems to suffer from Penis Overcompensation Syndrome (which conveniently has the same acronym as Piece Of Shit).
If it's a novel than I can throw in anything I want including the bathroom sink.
In which case "anything" does not include the following: plot, substance, decent grammar and punctuation, character development, etc. Wow. I never realized "anything" excluded so many things!
Although I'm worried about the bathroom sink. I mean, I was the person who inflicted Micah fucking the bathtub upon the world. What if I gave her ideas? *cringes*
What is this novel/ novel-lite idea about? You really want to know? If I tell you, do you promise not to bug Darla and the other board moderators.
My initial response was "Gag me with a wooden spoon", which yes, I know is horribly outdated. We aren't 5. I certainly hope Kindergarteners aren't reading her tripe. Then we're going to have an entire sexually-demented generation on our hands. Eeek.
But I like this rabbit. I like it very much. It was fun to write and it was quick. Quick like a bunny is a good sign.
Much like "Eat that, Dr. Bush", this mocks itself, really. It's so considerate of her to do our work for us. It gives us time for real Internet use, so we can read porn that is good and free, unlike hers, which is insipid and expensive.
If you promise not to pester people about when it will come out, because they won't know, or for details, which they won't have, I'll tell you what the idea is about. Do you promise? Really, promise?
I imagine this is the cutesy voice she uses with her dogs. And probably Jon. Honestly, though, does she expect a reply? Are "the majority" going to flood her e-mail and say "Oh, please, Laurell, we'll be ever so good! Please tell us!" It's like… bad movie dominatrixes, where you can tell the actresses think that all they have to do is wear a corset and flick a whip and they're good to go.
I should have known Jason was talking hard in my head when I purposefully tried not to use his mug this morning.
Does anyone else have horrible visions of her kitchen? With sections in the cupboards, and little labels saying this is Doyle's bowl and Jason's cup and Nathaniel's vanilla extract and Asher's aloe vera and so on? Yikes.
That, and I had an icky rendition of "Talk Dirty to Me" invoked by that. Talk harder to me, Jason! Harder! Make it hurt! Oh! OHHHHH! Harder! Harder, please! Fill my brain! OHHHHH YESSSSS!
Excuse me. I'm going to wash out my brain now.
