I paused as I reached toward the candlestick. It was so long, and red, and …waxy. It was an enormous candlestick, the biggest candlestick I had ever seen! I could tell by the way it flirtatiously flickered at me that it returned my passion. Sometimes a candlestick wants what a candlestick wants.
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And another thing:
Date: 2005-08-03 02:48 pm (UTC)ROFLMFAO.
Oh GODS, that is soo perfect! What a parody!
-Dira-