I love tags.

[misora.livejournal.com]

Specifically, the Amazon.com tags that are currently up at the sales page devoted to The Harlequin.





There are some precious gems in there, yessir. ^_________^

Comments

[vmisery.livejournal.com]

lol. Yeah, I noticed that. I especially got a giggle out of "mid-life crisis fantasy". :)

[misora.livejournal.com]

The 'bring your own baby wipes' had me rolling on the floor. XDDD

[oui-je-danse.livejournal.com]

I can't decide which is better:

1) mid-life crisis fantasy
2) suburban housewife fantasy

Because I'm pretty sure that's not the kind of dark and twisted fantasy LKH was going for. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

[atypia.livejournal.com]

LMAO Brilliant!

I have directed so many people to this comment over recent days!

[a-proclivity.livejournal.com]

Your icon kicks ass.

[vlredreign.livejournal.com]

I like "cootchie of doom."

[melaniedavidson.livejournal.com]

"Once showed promise," ouch. XD And "plot offstage".

[quasiangel.livejournal.com]

I like "once showed promise" cause I loved the series through the first 9 books... then blah!

[thekiwiwhoflew.livejournal.com]

I love the whole unspoken war that's going on there.

'bad porn', 'crazy author', 'new level of crappiness', 'waste of money'

VS!

'compelling characters', 'best vampire fiction', 'good story'

[stefflebug.livejournal.com]

"Plot offstage" and "vacuous" have to be my fave. That and "crazy author".

There are at least 22 negatives on there, to my count. I'm not sure how many to count as postitives, but there are maybe 6/7 that definitly count.

It's so nice to see so many people actually finally realising what is going on with the series.

[slayra.livejournal.com]

I like the simplicity and beauty of 'crap'. So fitting. :p

[teamlexana.livejournal.com]

LOL. I personally have voted or added (whatever, lol) for "crap" and "cootchie of doom".

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

Think amazon'll snip any of those?

[arclights.livejournal.com]

I lol'd hard.

[fangedsekhmet.livejournal.com]

Those are brilliant. I don't think we do that in Amazon UK, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

[missamii.livejournal.com]

I'm not to surprised to see that the troos are adding there own tags now. Now that the book has been released they seem to be organizing a counter attack on the Amazon boards. With the first reviews now trickling in, I expect a flame war within the next few days.

[misora.livejournal.com]

Oh my god; since I posted this last night, there's even more. MOAR!

Some of the funny ones:

avoid
what happened to you
final stages of ukrainian alcohol psychosis
how to boink a vamp and were in 10 easy sessions
author is masturbating while writing

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

"what happaned to you" makes me sad.

I do find it funny and telling that somebody felt they had to double up on "new level in crappiness" and "a new level of crappiness," just in case you missed it the first time.

[mm_madb]

My roommate keeps cracking up in the other room over this list. I have bit my tongue twice. I like "hot mess" and "cootchie of doom" best.

[shadowbloodwing.livejournal.com]

Must remember to show this one to mom. These are just halarious, better than anything I've seen in a while.

[rinkori.livejournal.com]

"Vimpire romance." Niiiice.

Sometimes I wonder if LKH ever actually reads any of the bad reviews she gets on Amazon.

[shadowbloodwing.livejournal.com]

Doubt it. If she did she'd be angsting about it in her blog, like she does about all of her unbrainwashed fans.

[alex-lebeau.livejournal.com]

"fancy magical vajayjay" For the win.

[zefire2.livejournal.com]

... Are these for real? This can't be real... I mean totally accurate, but it can't be real...