"oh it was Lestat de Dracula down on East 53rd?" Ahem. Well. At least I don't think I woke anyone with my laughter.
Say, didn't she also go on and on about the names of the vampires? Something about there only being one of each and... uh... why only American vampires have last names?
"So, it was John behind those murders!" "Which John? John Darkness? John Sang Noir? John..." I cut into his little tirade. "John. Obviously." "Yes, but there are many, you see?" He was right of course, but he'd missed one vital clue. The John I was referring to did not have a last name. As it was commonly known... /infodump/
You know. She could make a whole chapter of just that.
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Date: 2008-01-25 05:42 am (UTC)Say, didn't she also go on and on about the names of the vampires? Something about there only being one of each and... uh... why only American vampires have last names?
"So, it was John behind those murders!"
"Which John? John Darkness? John Sang Noir? John..." I cut into his little tirade.
"John. Obviously."
"Yes, but there are many, you see?"
He was right of course, but he'd missed one vital clue. The John I was referring to did not have a last name. As it was commonly known... /infodump/
You know. She could make a whole chapter of just that.