Oh, be fair, guys. I'm sure that in her capacity as line-editor to Talia Gryphon and Keeper of the Ivory Tower for LKH, Darla has amassed a wealth of knowledge and writing experience. She probably has a list of golden rules somewhere:
1. Use commas frequently and without regard for sentence structure. 2. He's not a real man if he doesn't come with ankle-length rainbow hair and a lifetime guarantee of utter devotion. 3. Other women just irritate the reader. Nobody wants to know about other women. 4. It's totally okay to call an Opel an Opal. Nobody will care about little things like accuracy as long as your heroine has at least two lovers on the go. 5. If Laurell said it, it must be true. 6. Don't hate, you narrow-minded, under-sexed bitches.
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Date: 2008-03-29 09:38 pm (UTC)1. Use commas frequently and without regard for sentence structure.
2. He's not a real man if he doesn't come with ankle-length rainbow hair and a lifetime guarantee of utter devotion.
3. Other women just irritate the reader. Nobody wants to know about other women.
4. It's totally okay to call an Opel an Opal. Nobody will care about little things like accuracy as long as your heroine has at least two lovers on the go.
5. If Laurell said it, it must be true.
6. Don't hate, you narrow-minded, under-sexed bitches.