poll reminder... and Sex-Fu!

[pith]

(My lovely icon was made by windiain. Don't steal, please.)

Poll reminder!

And I guess this could technically be considered a "non-LKH-relevant" link", but... play along for a moment and you'll see.

The Sex-Fu Challenge!

I read about it in the paper and nearly choked with laughter. And of course, coupled with dwg's snarky take on Sex-Fu, my mind went to the Bad Place. What if there was a Sex-Fu Tournament in St. Louis? Would anyone using the ardeur be disqualified? Would the ardeur be considered a foreign object? Who would come out on top (or bottom... or the side... whatever) in the Sex-Fu Challenge?

Hmmm. Maybe I shouldn't read the paper before 9am.

Comments

[magdollna.livejournal.com]

this reminds me of the south park ho off. They had paris hilton compete to see who is the best ho.

mags
Ps
love the icon.

[harpergrey.livejournal.com]

Yay, "sex-fu" really is a word! *does the dance of grammatical joy*

Oh, Anita would totally fail. All that stuff about STIs, and male anatomy -- you really think she considers the male anatomy other than that one bit? *shakes head*

PS: And the icon kicks serious butt. Go Windiain!! ♥ ♥

[dwg.livejournal.com]

*Switches on fan with foot, strikes heroic pose*

Dammit, I'm infamous! I created sex-fu! At least...in relation to Anita.

Y'know, there's bound to be a Ye Olde Sex-Fu Tourney at some stage in the books, right? I mean, Anita and Belle Morte totally have to face it off and, like it was mentioned, have a ho contest. *scrubs brain with metal, spiky things* okay, there's a thought I didn't need.

Someone page Sonja Blue and Buffy to get to St Louis and beat up Anita. Stat.

[pith]

Gah. Now I have horrible visions of a West Side Story-style ho-off... like that horrible Destiny's Child video where there's about 4 version of each one. Yikes.

[harpergrey.livejournal.com]

Oh, I so did not need that image. *tries to gouge out own eyes with a spork, realizes the picture is in her brain, and collapses into a convulsing heap* ;)