Anita Blake Christmas Carol

[yaoihuntresse.livejournal.com]

I came across this on a book flog site and she wrote this awesome Christmas parody which mirrors the truth of this series a little too well. I wouldn't be surprised if she was bullying her little brother like the story jokes about because it would mean that she could be just as tough as the boys, is a bit of a bully and it could draw more of her stepmother's wrath on her so she can be a victim.

Another thing is that I like the idea of Ronnie and Richard together, they can even start a support group with half the werecreatures in St. Louis for abuse by Anita. Or a Rock of Love-type parody could be fun where all these bishie, screwed-up vampires/werecreatures fight for Anita's love, have to do embarrassing challenges like (come up with the most ass-kissing line of dialogue praising her) but the problem would be having to get rid of one of them each round since LKH doesn't like getting rid of characters.

Comments

[unseelie.livejournal.com]

i got about 1/2 through chapter five.
do i get a cookie?

[polymexina.livejournal.com]

that was the BEST thing ever.

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[dwg.livejournal.com]

Could you please edit this post to add some content for discussion for the rest of the community? We discourage one-liner posts. Otherwise, the post may be deleted.

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[yaoihuntresse.livejournal.com]

Ok. I fixed it.

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[dwg.livejournal.com]

Thankyou!

[rodentfanatic.livejournal.com]

Best thing ever, omg.

[baeraad.livejournal.com]

I love it! For some reason, I especially like the vampires having a Christmas party that's loose and slightly naughty, but also clearly fun and completely un-angsty.

[yaoihuntresse.livejournal.com]

Anita can't have that, can she?