Character Death: Anita
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lkh_lashoutsMy very first AB:VH ficlet. No shocking spoilers or anything. If you're in this community, you know it already.
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He'd had it. He could take it no more. He used to have such a nice, peaceful life, living in Anita's home. Then Anita went and got too deeply involved with the monsters. Ever since, he'd routinely been subjected to danger, narrowly escaping a painful demise during each and every attack. He'd been splattered with blood and guts, not to mention the zombie gunk. Oh god, the zombie gunk was the worst. It was a bitch to get out and the smell just lingered for days after. Then there was all the sex. Once upon a time, it had just been he and Anita sharing their bed, and now there was a long queue of people waiting to get laid in it. As for the state of the sheets, he shuddered to think. It had gone far enough, and it was time to put a stop to it. Permanently.
He was waiting for her in the bedroom, sitting patiently (if a little gingerly) on the bed (he knew more than he wanted to about what went on in that bed), when Anita opened the door, and stopped dead as he stood to meet her. The look on Anita's face was priceless, he thought with satisfaction. Such shock, such disbelief. Of everyone she knew, of all her friends and enemies, he was the last one she'd ever suspect would turn on her. In fact, he was pretty sure he wasn't even on that list at all. It just went to show that even the most mild mannered had a breaking point.
Sigmund aimed for her head, pulled the trigger, and then waddled out of the door as her body hit the floor with a thump behind him. He'd heard that Jean-Claude had a lovely bed with satin pillows to sit on. It seemed as good a place to make a new home as any.
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He'd had it. He could take it no more. He used to have such a nice, peaceful life, living in Anita's home. Then Anita went and got too deeply involved with the monsters. Ever since, he'd routinely been subjected to danger, narrowly escaping a painful demise during each and every attack. He'd been splattered with blood and guts, not to mention the zombie gunk. Oh god, the zombie gunk was the worst. It was a bitch to get out and the smell just lingered for days after. Then there was all the sex. Once upon a time, it had just been he and Anita sharing their bed, and now there was a long queue of people waiting to get laid in it. As for the state of the sheets, he shuddered to think. It had gone far enough, and it was time to put a stop to it. Permanently.
He was waiting for her in the bedroom, sitting patiently (if a little gingerly) on the bed (he knew more than he wanted to about what went on in that bed), when Anita opened the door, and stopped dead as he stood to meet her. The look on Anita's face was priceless, he thought with satisfaction. Such shock, such disbelief. Of everyone she knew, of all her friends and enemies, he was the last one she'd ever suspect would turn on her. In fact, he was pretty sure he wasn't even on that list at all. It just went to show that even the most mild mannered had a breaking point.
Sigmund aimed for her head, pulled the trigger, and then waddled out of the door as her body hit the floor with a thump behind him. He'd heard that Jean-Claude had a lovely bed with satin pillows to sit on. It seemed as good a place to make a new home as any.
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Date: 2006-04-18 04:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-18 04:09 pm (UTC)GodMorgan Freeman to narrate Sigmund's revenge.OMG. *dies* That's...so freaking awesome.
Write. More. :D
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Date: 2006-04-18 04:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-18 04:29 pm (UTC)*glomps icon*
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Date: 2006-04-18 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-18 06:42 pm (UTC)Dude, Morgan Freeman should narrate everything. :D
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Date: 2006-04-18 04:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-18 04:33 pm (UTC)Oh GOD, I love it, I love it, I love it. Finally, the silent victim seeks out his vengeance upon the all shtupping slutmonster of doom!
DIES!
-Dira-
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Date: 2006-04-18 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-18 04:58 pm (UTC)and he waddles over to jean-claude's. awww!
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Date: 2006-04-18 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-18 06:06 pm (UTC)Sheer, sheer joy upon reading this. You rule.
Now I want to run a Sigmund's Revenge challenge *L*
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Date: 2006-04-18 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-18 08:01 pm (UTC)Now I have this image of Sigmund leading an army of Anita's stuffed penguins in a deadly revolt. You could have a series of vignettes as Sigmund takes out half the cast one at at time...
This was awesome. I worship your imagination.
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Date: 2006-04-18 08:36 pm (UTC)She does seem to have forgotten Sigmund.
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Date: 2006-04-18 10:05 pm (UTC)