Anyone that orders anything other than straight black coffee gets sneered at because it's such a girly thing to do and ugh ugh girls are so awful with their decaf skinny mochacchinos and iced frappes. ICED FRAPPES IN WINTER NO LESS what is wrong with you. Heaven help any mothers that bring their kids to the cafe and ask for babycchinos. We will not speak of pumpkin spiced latte. IT'S BLACK COFFEE OR YOUR'RE WEAK, PATHETIC, AND LESS THAN HUMAN.
Also girls in yoga pants. Don't you understand, this barista has a skirt so short that it's barely a lamp shade but she's got the confidence to show off her booty and a low-cut t-shirt that hugs her mounds of creamy goodness. She looks yummy. Especially when the outfit is finished with half-length six inch platform boots with flames on them. Yummy.
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Date: 2014-01-13 07:33 am (UTC)Also girls in yoga pants. Don't you understand, this barista has a skirt so short that it's barely a lamp shade but she's got the confidence to show off her booty and a low-cut t-shirt that hugs her mounds of creamy goodness. She looks yummy. Especially when the outfit is finished with half-length six inch platform boots with flames on them. Yummy.