Facebook flog - Jan 12 2014

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Link: Jan 12 2014, 4:44
Disclaimer: This blog entry is verbatim, as originally posted on LKH's Facebook. Copyright belongs to Ma Petite Enterprises.

During breakfast I watched the last bit of "You've Got Mail" with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. I've never seen the movie, but my husband, Jon had. He wanted me to see the end of it, so I did. It was charming and romantic, and made me think I might want to watch the movie from the beginning, but it also made me think of questions.

Has your real life romance ever been influenced by a romantic comedy film? If so, which one/s? Do you think that any romantic film reflects anything close to real life? If so, which one/s?

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She also has a remarkable ability to never serve anyone who isn't either utterly white or just-ethnic-enough-to-have-a-permanent-tan.

She insists this isn't because she's racist, she just never seems to see anyone but white people coming into the store. Though she was caught trying to vacuum the credit cards out of the wallets of a black man and Chinese man who came into the store together, on the grounds that "she needed their monetary life forces in order to pay her men's rent".

She was oddly silent on the issue of why she couldn't have just served them their damn coffees like she does every white man.

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Anyone that orders anything other than straight black coffee gets sneered at because it's such a girly thing to do and ugh ugh girls are so awful with their decaf skinny mochacchinos and iced frappes. ICED FRAPPES IN WINTER NO LESS what is wrong with you. Heaven help any mothers that bring their kids to the cafe and ask for babycchinos. We will not speak of pumpkin spiced latte. IT'S BLACK COFFEE OR YOUR'RE WEAK, PATHETIC, AND LESS THAN HUMAN.

Also girls in yoga pants. Don't you understand, this barista has a skirt so short that it's barely a lamp shade but she's got the confidence to show off her booty and a low-cut t-shirt that hugs her mounds of creamy goodness. She looks yummy. Especially when the outfit is finished with half-length six inch platform boots with flames on them. Yummy.