I LOVE MY GOOFY ‘ATTACK OF THE GIANT WHATEVER’ SYFY CHANNEL FILMS AND YOU WILL NOT RUIN THEM WITH YOUR TOUCH
I dunno RF, 'Attack of the Colossal Wererat' sounds like it'd be a great ending to the series.
"I'm afraid you've misunderstood, Anita darling," he said. The calm smile on his face didn't meet his eyes, though they shined with a colour that wasn't blue or green, but a mix of the two that reminded me of an ever-shifting ocean like the one he'd crossed to meet me. They matched his tie, but he was dressed in a particularly bland suit that didn't bear mentioning, even though it was cut to show off the almost feminine curves his body had.
I knew he wanted a chance at becoming one of my sweeties in order to redeem himself, as if I was the only one in the world with the power to wipe his sins away. I was, of course, but he was one of those bad guys that was far beyond even my help, and so I'd have to put him down for his own good. But before I could interrupt, the sky darkened further like God knew I'd have to take the shot and send this curly-haired man down to wherever God knew he should be sent.
"You're not looking for a weresnake."
"I know you're not," I said. He was an animator, so he moved slower than I did. I had all the advantages, and he was caught like a cornered-
"Nor is Monty," he chuckled. "But, I think he's found you instead."
He looked up before stepping into an alcove. I thought it was a trick for a moment, but the shadow on the ground grew in size too rapidly for it to be a coincidence. Above me was a giant, too large to be any species I knew, even though I knew them all because of my biology degree. A massive, hideous claw, descended from the brown, furry sky above and I could only stop and stare as the fleshy mass came towards me at a rate that not even I could move. Speaking of fleshy masses, my sweeties could feel my fear and screamed at me over all of our mental links to get out of the way and I shot upwards, thinking that whatever it was could probably be killed, especially by me, and-
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Date: 2014-01-14 11:01 pm (UTC)I dunno RF, 'Attack of the Colossal Wererat' sounds like it'd be a great ending to the series.
"I'm afraid you've misunderstood, Anita darling," he said. The calm smile on his face didn't meet his eyes, though they shined with a colour that wasn't blue or green, but a mix of the two that reminded me of an ever-shifting ocean like the one he'd crossed to meet me. They matched his tie, but he was dressed in a particularly bland suit that didn't bear mentioning, even though it was cut to show off the almost feminine curves his body had.
I knew he wanted a chance at becoming one of my sweeties in order to redeem himself, as if I was the only one in the world with the power to wipe his sins away. I was, of course, but he was one of those bad guys that was far beyond even my help, and so I'd have to put him down for his own good. But before I could interrupt, the sky darkened further like God knew I'd have to take the shot and send this curly-haired man down to wherever God knew he should be sent.
"You're not looking for a weresnake."
"I know you're not," I said. He was an animator, so he moved slower than I did. I had all the advantages, and he was caught like a cornered-
"Nor is Monty," he chuckled. "But, I think he's found you instead."
He looked up before stepping into an alcove. I thought it was a trick for a moment, but the shadow on the ground grew in size too rapidly for it to be a coincidence. Above me was a giant, too large to be any species I knew, even though I knew them all because of my biology degree. A massive, hideous claw, descended from the brown, furry sky above and I could only stop and stare as the fleshy mass came towards me at a rate that not even I could move. Speaking of fleshy masses, my sweeties could feel my fear and screamed at me over all of our mental links to get out of the way and I shot upwards, thinking that whatever it was could probably be killed, especially by me, and-
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