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Link: Of Typewriters, Computers, & Bitching
Disclaimer: This blog entry is verbatim, as originally posted on LKH's blog. Copyright belongs to Ma Petite Enterprises.

First, my website at http://www.laurellkhamilton.org is finally updated and a bit more user friendly for us and all of you. The Anita Blake books, and the Merry Gentry books are now in order of publication, for all who have asked. Second, I’ve answered some of the questions that were prompted by my latest blog.

A lot of people have been bitching that I do page count, rather than word count on my daily writing quota. First, why should you even care one way or the other? Second, I think everyone forgets that I’m 51, which means when I wrote my first short stories at age 17 it was on a manual typewriter. There was no word-processor to show me my word count at the bottom of my page. If I wanted a word count I had to do it the old fashioned way by counting average lines per page and then estimating words/characters per line, and then adding your pages in, and by the end of a writing session I wasn’t up to the math. I did it before I sent a story out to a magazine and put the word count at the top of the story as was professional format at the time, but my daily writing quota was pages, not words, because the math seemed laborious after my brain was fried from actually writing, or I’d had a really good writing session and my brian was euphoric with endorphins and I was too happy to do math. Math at the end of a day of wonderful creativity seemed like punishment to me, and still does. (Sorry all you math lovers, but it’s not my cup of happiness. )

But that’s why I do page count, instead of word count for my daily writing quota. Most writers form habits early on and if it works most writers, and artists, are loath to change it. I think we’re all a little superstitious as if changing one small thing will somehow make the magic go away. I know it sounds silly, but if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, and setting myself 4 pages a day works better for me than saying I owe myself four thousand words before I can take a break, or quit for the day.

And onto my typing speed – I posted my typing speed in a bid to help some of the beginning writers feel better about not hitting my page count on my best days when I can do 20-40 pages in 6-8 hours. That’s counting only the pages I kept, not the ones that didn’t work. The pages that are completely unsatisfactory as I type are usually just toggled lower down on the page so that all my rough drafts have this enormous garbage section at the end of manuscript file of writing ideas, plot twists, or character breakthroughs that just didn’t work. I don’t delete it, because sometimes I find the scene really did work and I need it. If I deleted the “garbage” at the end of the day I’d have to rewrite the scene. (This was learned the hard way early on when I switched from typewriter to computer. It’s too damn easy to delete on a computer screen, at least with typed pages the pages are still in your office to dig through.) I wouldn’t type 200 words a minute on a standard typing test, because that’s not me writing my own fresh words. I have no idea how fast I type when copying, or taking dictation, because why would I bother copying someone else’s words, or take dictation from anyone, but my own imagination? But using my own writing as the speed test on the online tests it did come out to 200 wpm, and that is subtracting for mistakes. I spent years with computer buffers unable to keep up with my typing speed. The blinking cursor would sit at the end of the line beeping and complaining at me, and I would have to wait until the text on screen spilled out what I’d just typed, and then I could continue on, until I out typed the buffer again, and again, and . . . I love how fast computers are now, and that they don’t complain with noise that I’m typing faster than they prefer. (The picture attached to this blog is me today with my very first typewriter. We found it as we sorted through things recently. I’d totally forgotten where it was. Thanks to my Aunt Juanita, who loaned me the machine when I was in high school. Without her kindness I couldn’t have sent stories in for publication. I owe her a typewriter, but I’m keeping this one out of sentiment. )

And, yes, I actually have had writers with long standing and lovely careers of their own ask me how I produce so much in one writing session. (Writers are like all career people, we talk to each other. We share tricks of the trade, and talk shop, even those of us who are all bestsellers.) Most writers find that 2-4 hours is the maximum usable time for them to be writing, or trying to write. If they stay longer, it gains them nothing and makes it even harder for them to write the next day. On some glorious muse-driven days I can get 10-20 pages done in 2 hours, but usually it takes me 4-6 hours to do 4-8 pages. I’ve timed it and the first two hours of my writing is usually not very productive for pages to be kept at the end of the day, which are the only pages that go into my daily page count. I actually get the lion’s share of my pages done in the last 2-3 hours of the 5-8 hour session. I’ve tried to skip that first unfruitful 2 hours, by shortening my writing sessions to only 4 hours, but my process needs that 2 hour window of noodling at the keyboard, staring off into space, and basically banging my head against the computer, before something breaks free and the words flow. I hate that my writing process works this way, because it means that if I can’t get a huge block of uninterrupted time to write that my productivity suffers, a lot.

Now, once I hit the groove of a book then things change. Sitting down at the computer means words come immediately. The words flow and it’s all I can do to type fast enough to keep up with my thoughts, but that doesn’t happen until between 150-250 pages into a book. For the those first pages its more brute force than muse-driven, but I’ve learned without that force at the beginning of a novel I’m never going to get to the happy, dancing muses at the end.

Date: 2014-07-24 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwg.livejournal.com
There were literally only two comments on the last blog on her site that pointed out the typing speed being implausible. Apparently this now constitutes "a lot." (Also one of them has a reply of "keep your ugliness to yourself" from a fan.) I still feel like every time she brings up her 200wpm, the only reasonable response is [citation needed].

I have no idea how fast I type when copying, or taking dictation, because why would I bother copying someone else’s words, or take dictation from anyone, but my own imagination?

HOW LUXURIANT.

I don't think it's unusual for older computers to have struggled to keep up with fast typists? My mother had that problem with the Win95 computer and she works at about 80wpm.

Date: 2014-07-24 10:14 pm (UTC)
lliira: Fang from FF13 (Fang2)
From: [personal profile] lliira (from livejournal.com)
I remember having that problem back in the day too, and I only get in the 80 wpm range when "copying." (LKH is such a snot.) I am definitely not that fast when writing my own stuff. It was common, not the special snowflake thing LKH pretends it is.

Date: 2014-07-24 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwg.livejournal.com
Neither's learning to type on a typewriter; I didn't learn until late in high school (97/98?) and on an electric typewriter. I still have a manual typewriter but I can't use it very often because the force needed to pound the keys hurts my hands. It wasn't until we got the internet that I learned how to properly touch type with any speed thanks to instant messaging.

Now I'm going to go shake my cane at youths on my lawn and reminisce about when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Date: 2014-07-24 10:52 pm (UTC)
nialla: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nialla
I had a job back in the early 90s that partly involved using a system that used 12" floppy discs (seriously). It was for orders and invoices at a food manufacturer, and I had to learn the concepts because they were going to switch to something new, but I had to understand the old first. I didn't do it often, but even in my first session, I would get enough entries in that I would fill the buffer, then take a break while it caught up.

The online typing tests I've used require you to type the text they provide, not your own, so I'm definitely boggling over that point. [citation needed] indeed. I type in the 80+ range and I'm only a few years younger than LKH, and the highest I've personally seen from anyone is 120 wpm.

It might be theoretically possible to hit 200 wpm if she's counting "Typing out word vomit that makes no sense." ;)

Date: 2014-07-24 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwg.livejournal.com
I REMEMBER THOSE COMPUTERS! With the green-only display and dot-matrix printer too. (I still have my Win95 computer, it still works, I still have a shelf full of 3.5" floppies full of archives and I had a lot of fun transferring all of that to a single USB.)

Yeah, I've never seen a typing test where you can provide your own text so I have no idea how LKH is measuring her speed. Every single test -- online and off -- has provided their own text not just for how fast you are but also how accurate. I'm at 60wpm and could probably push myself to 70 or 80 if I've had enough coffee, but my accuracy goes straight to hell. I'd rather be slower and coherent.

Though really, you'd think that typing at that speed for any sustained amount of time would aggravate her arm? Not sure if it's RSI or an actual injury, but if she needs to have her arm iced during a signing, maintaining that kind of typing speed has got to hurt.

Date: 2014-07-30 06:32 pm (UTC)
nialla: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nialla
When I was in high school, our screens were green, orange (often referred to as amber), and white (more of a gray really) on black. Still had those when I started working at a non-profit. It was actually easier on the eyes if you were just typing, as long as the brightness wasn't on high.

I have a vague memory of LKH using a Dvorak keyboard. Once you adjust to it, it's supposed to increase your speed and reduce RSIs. Wikipedia lists record speed on that is 212 wpm, which was by the The Guinness Book of World Records record holder for English language typist, Barbara Blackburn. So if LKH has got the speed she's claiming, someone contact Guinness. ;)

I can understand needing ice during autograph sessions though. The more we're using keyboards, the less we're exercising the muscles needed to hold a pen. My cursive handwriting was never pretty, but it was legible. I'm so far out of practice now that when I have to hand write, I print, with only my signature in cursive. Though it's not "readable", but it's my legal signature now.

Date: 2014-07-25 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starrysnafu.livejournal.com
If she was just taking her hands and smashing them on the keys for a few hours, would it really be that different from what she produces?

(In other words, I think a typing speed of 200wpm would neatly explain the poor quality of most of the writing. That, and copy-pasting character descriptions rather than typing them out probably saves a lot on the overall WPM being produced for the document. But she's probably just a liar liar pants on fire.)

Date: 2014-07-25 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwg.livejournal.com
Ehhhh I think there's more to it than that, since she's previously said she doesn't re-read what she's written or edits as she goes along. That, to me, totally explains the repetitive conversations and slabs of text within pages of each other.

She may well be able to reach 200wpm, but I sincerely doubt that it's at a sustained rate and I have a lot of skepticism over her accuracy.

Date: 2014-07-26 03:38 am (UTC)
ext_6977: (Queen of Hearts)
From: [identity profile] viridian5.livejournal.com
Maybe she counts commas as words?

Date: 2014-08-12 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] txvoodoo.livejournal.com
If she can write/type so fast, why is she always late delivering product?

Date: 2014-08-12 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwg.livejournal.com
INDEED.

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