Blogflog - Going, going, gone . . . at the end of August!

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Link: Going, going, gone . . . at the end of August!
Disclaimer: This blog entry is verbatim, as originally posted on LKH's blog. Copyright belongs to Ma Petite Enterprises.



Sign out front of the British Libarary commerating the 150th anniversary of Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.

Totally seperate from the British Library, except for Alice, I had an amazing interactive theater experience here in London: Alice Underground is a fun, nightmarish, carnival ride of a play that ends at the end of the month, so if you hesitate you will miss it! It is a grownup version of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Alice Through the Looking Glass, complete with a full bar served briefly before the show and after the show until, I believe, 2AM. Please check their website to confirm the time. If you get a token for a drink during the mad tea party it will be alcoholic, so it’s not for the kiddies. It’s really too scary for young children, and older children are okay, but it’s really designed for adults to rediscover their own sense of fun, and I don’t know about you, but when I’m having to be mum, I can’t relax and play and be mum. They even encourage you to dress in red and black to match the themes, which we totally forgot about it in our rush to make our ticket time. Though if you dress for a nightclub, please wear shoes you can walk in, run in, and go over topsy-turvy floors in, because you move from room to room following the cast members, and it’s a funhouse, or a madhouse, to walk through, so be prepared. Also, you will likely get wet, not soaked, but wet enough that silk might be a bad idea.

Magna Carta is on display at the British Library to celebrate it’s 800 year anniversary! What the heck do you buy someone for their 800th anniversary? I don’t know, but give yourself a once in a life time present and go see this exhibit. Unless you think you’ll be around the next time it goes on public display, if so wait for another thousand years and see it then, but for the rest of us mere mortals, this is it! I’m a history geek, but I learned a lot about Magna Carta that I didn’t know. If you’re a theater buff it might be worth it just to see the oldest known Shakespearian film in existence is a small section of Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree’s stage production of King John. The film was shot in 1899, and for that alone was amazing to me. Plus it was interesting to see one of the leading actors of the day doing one of the roles he made famous. Did you know that Britain almost offered America the Magna Carta if we would join the allies for World War II? I didn’t. The plan was scraped, obviously, but that’s just one of the juicy bits of trivia in the exhibit. I love knowing that putting your likeness on merchandise was part of the publicity of the day in the 1700s. I’m barely skimming the surface, but seeing the Magna Carta, or should I say, Magna Cartas, in person was truly something not to be missed. (Yes, I did say, plural for Magna Carta. If you want to know what I meant, go see for yourself; and if you must, Google it, but if you look it up on line, you still owe it to yourself to see this exhibit before it’s gone.)

Comments

[openidwouldwork.livejournal.com]

Eeeh... what? *blinks*
I'm not a native speaker and school has been a loooong time ago, but usually my comprehension of English texts is much better...

[apep727.livejournal.com]

Basically, it's a "what I did on my vacation" post. In this case, she went to a bit of interactive theater based on Lewis Carroll's Alice books, and went to the British Library. That's about it.

[openidwouldwork.livejournal.com]

Ah, that makes sense. *mutters* why didn't she say so...

[apep727.livejournal.com]

She does have a tendency to take a relatively straight-forward statement and turn it into a rambling, convoluted mess of a paragraph. Or paragraphs, in this case.

[lliira (from livejournal.com)]

It's not you. This post, especially the first paragraph, is a grammatical nightmare. I have no idea what the first part of the first sentence is supposed to say.

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

I think she has written this when very drunk, very stoned, or very both.

[dreamstrifer.livejournal.com]

Seriously, even for her this is ridiculously incomprehensible.

[lliira (from livejournal.com)]

This stuff is not what I would do for research (or for tourism, but that's another matter.) Looking at the Magna Carta isn't going to get her anywhere in her urban paranormal series. I expect a lot of incorrect, incomprehensible Alice in Wonderland references in her next book though.

[dreamstrifer.livejournal.com]

"I'm in England so I have to say 'mum' instead of 'mom' now."

What.

[dagonista.livejournal.com]

Yes, we expect you to leave your accent at Customs and integrate fully by saying "mum," "toodle pip," and "what ho old bean" for the duration of your stay.

[northernwalker]

Is "Crikey!" optional or required?

[dagonista.livejournal.com]

We recommend "crikey" for advanced Englishers only. We will accept "blimey" if you feel you're not ready for "crikey."

[northernwalker]

What about mobile instead of cell phone? Is that mandatory? I'm planning to visit and want to be sure I don't English wrong.

[dagonista.livejournal.com]

Actually, now I think about it, I don't really hear people call their mobile phones "mobile phones" or "mobiles." It's just "phone." The possible exception is my gran, so you're probably safe to just go with "phone."

[dagonista.livejournal.com]

I don't think you need to buy the Magna Carta anything for its 800th anniversary, really.

[dwg.livejournal.com]

A cake with candles is most likely right out of the question too.

[dagonista.livejournal.com]

Luckily I don't think the Magna Carta is going to be offended we didn't get it anything.

[dwg.livejournal.com]

Magna Carta will never get to have Cheeky Nandos with the lads.

[dagonista.livejournal.com]

Some achieve Cheeky Nandos, some have Cheeky Nandos thrust upon them. The Magna Carta can at least rest easy knowing the lads will never throw warm cider over it as a hilarious jape.

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

Has LKH seriously never attended a theatre performance where there is a bar?

[lliira (from livejournal.com)]

She is incredibly sheltered and she doesn't notice things. But even considering those facts, this is weird. Then again, anything in order to be able to lecture people I guess. Because everyone would be rushing to take their small children to something that ends at 2 AM without LKH's benevolent guidance.

Also, I just noticed that she ordered everyone to go see the Magna Carta exhibit before it's gone. Right, not a problem there LKH, I'm sure all of us can just up and run off to London to see a museum exhibit on your say-so. Nice little dig at people who can only experience it through the internet too, that's sweet of her.