a glimpse into LKH's mailbox

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Dear Ms. Hamilton,

You're making us look bad.

QUIT IT, ASSHOLE.

Sincerely,
The Porn Industry of America

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Dear Ms. Hamiton,

It has come to our attention that you are responsible for the existence of a man named "Richard Zeeman." We understand that he is a lycanthrope, and thus cannot suffer any of the subversive effects of alcohol.

That said, we can't seem to get him to leave. He just curls up in the corner of our main lounge, holding a bottle of Jack Danials, and sobbing hysterically.

Please come and retrieve him. It's bad enough you talk to imaginary characters, but why must we be forced to endure it? Haven't we suffered enough?

Regards,
Alcoholics Anonymous

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Ms. Hamilton,

We hear you seem to be having troubles with the English languages. Not to mention that our International Department has reported blatant abuse of French.

Really, Ms. Hamilton, the U.S. get enough bad press without your assistance. Cease and desist, before we are forced to take drastic measures.

Hoping for a prompt turn-around,
Miriam-Webster Co.

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Vile Spawn of Satan,

What the fuck?

Feminists Everywhere

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Laurell K. Hamilton,

We are notifying you due to an impending lawsuit. Upon November 27th, a certain M. St.James contacted us about the many grievances you have placed upon her. You are hereby expected to appear at the Seattle Court of Justice and Morality on December 1st, where you will be tried for the vicious melting of our client's eyes, and the slaughter of her once intelligent mind.

Thank you for your time.
The Offices of Haurst & Jamison



Oh, and hi. I'm new. Nice to meet you all!

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